The Audio File: The Dial-Up: Season 2

There are a lot of audio drama that I really hope get more seasons. Sometimes, it takes a bit, but the new seasons materialize. And then there are the shows where, at least from my perspective, the new seasons appear almost instantly. We’ll be reviewing one of the latter examples today. Without further ado, here is my review of season two of The Dial-Up.

To recap, season one of The Dial-Up followed a tech support worker named Lewis. He wound up having an Internet phone call with a dude named Callum. Not too unusual, except that Lewis was in 2022, and Callum was in 1999. They chatted it up, compared their lives, and prevented a minor catastrophe from happening. Lewis decided, on Callum’s advice, to quit his dead-end job and go see the world. Unfortunately, money doesn’t last forever, and Lewis had to go crawling back to his old job. It sucks, but it pays the bills. Well, Lewis is having another cross-temporal conversation. Only this time he is chatting with a woman named Dana from 2052. Dana needs Lewis’ help to prevent a massive earthquake from striking Glasgow.

Philip Catherwood promised us a fantastic second season of The Dial-Up, and he certainly did not disappoint. I had wondered if something like this might happen. We already got a caller from the past. So, it would certainly make sense for the future to come calling. Philip said he approached this season by taking various predictions about the future, and selecting the ones he felt were most likely to happen. I myself also got to play the game of speculation with this season. 

No, I’m not referring to having to wait a week for new episodes this time round. Philip Catherwood allowed me to listen to the first two episodes of season two before anyone else. He only requested that I tweet out a spoiler-free Twitter thread about my thoughts. Philip did this because of my role helping promote The Dial-Up, and being a key listener. Thank you for that, Philip. Also, sorry that it took me so long to get this review out. I was working on some personal projects. Hopefully, said project will be out soon.

Anyway, back on topic, Craig McDonald Kelly returns for another fantastic performance as Lewis. I loved how Craig portrayed Lewis’ dorkier side now that he is in Callum’s shoes. Perhaps, Callum managed to rub off on Lewis. I must also give praise to Amy Alexander’s performance as Dana. You can see shades and echoes of how Lewis was in season one, but Dana has enough differences to make her interesting. The part about Dana being a history major who had to sort out her personal issues was…kind of relatable. We’re still a bit light on sound effects, but we got a bit more this time round. And hey, nothing wrong with going lighter on the sound effects. The performances of the actors is more than enough to compensate for that. Just like last time, it never felt like anything was lacking sound-wise.

Lewis seemed a bit less intelligent this time around. Of course, Dana works in theoretical physics, while Lewis is just a guy at a tech center. So, maybe he came across as smarter than Callum only by comparison. Callum was just an average guy, but a good guy all the same. Of course, this time round, Lewis is the one geeking out over what wonders are awaiting in the future. So, there’s that too.

Okay, so as previously stated, this season makes a lot of predictions about the future. And what are my thoughts on the matter? Let’s go through a few of the predictions. Okay, so apparently Britain is going to be getting a space program in the future. Hey, wait a minute, Britain already has a space agency. The United Kingdom Space Agency was founded in 2010. Now, granted, they currently don’t have any manned space missions. So, perhaps that’s what Dana meant. I don’t know how likely this is, but I like the idea of there being more nations sending humans into space. Well, more than just America, Russia, and China. Though, the bit about Britain becoming a leader in spaceflight was, perhaps, a bit of wish fulfillment on Philip’s part. As for the bit about Elon Musk going bankrupt, eh, it could go either way. Musk is enough of a wild card that anything really is possible. So, I’ll let that bit slide.

In other predictions, climate change has gotten worse by 2052. I’d like to think that won’t happen, but the cynical part of me thinks it probably will. Look at how many people tried to ignore/deny Covid even when it was staring them in the face. I can certainly see Scotland getting hit by a hurricane under such circumstances. Though, I do disagree with Lewis and Dana about it being cool. I’m from Louisiana, where hurricanes are a major concern every year. It has been nearly twenty years since Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita, but that’s still fresh in the minds of many Louisianans. Even a relatively weak hurricane is no laughing matter.

Dana mentions that it was fifty-five Celsius when she visited Vietnam. Hmm, let’s do some conversions. Thirty degrees Celsius is roughly equivalent to ninety degrees Fahrenheit. So, that would mean that fifty-five degrees Celsius is…yikes! That’s about 131 Fahrenheit, and that’s past the point the human body can comfortably survive! I sure hope that people of Vietnam have invested in industrial air conditioners by 2052. I also shudder to imagine the consequences of them experiencing a blackout. Having lived through the Great American Heat Dome of 2023, I certainly hope that this prediction does not come to pass. Because if Vietnam is that hot, Louisiana is sure to be an oven as well.

Speaking of things going hot, apparently China invaded India at some point. Uh, how exactly did that happen. They’re both nuclear armed nations, and that’s a pretty big deterrence against invasion. Were they fighting over the Kashmir? If so, shouldn’t Pakistan have been involved? Of course, they are also nuclear armed, which brings us right back to the first problem. Yeah, I don’t see this one as likely, especially since it didn’t lead to World War III breaking out.

Well, enough international events, let’s get back to the homefront. Movie theaters haven’t totally died out by 2052, but there is only one movie theater left in all of Glasgow. Dana isn’t too thrilled about this, as she actually enjoys going out into the world, rather than doing everything digitally. Naturally, she finds a kindred spirit in Lewis. People have been predicting the demise of movie theaters since…well, basically ever. I remember watching this old film from way back in the 1950s bemoaning about how soon television would drive theaters out of business. Ironically, I watched that film on a television. Was I watching it on Turner Classic Movies? Hmm, I can’t remember. Well, anyway, it is certainly true that many theaters are struggling to stay afloat. Many of them are trying to offer a more deluxe and upscale experience in hopes of attracting customers. I actually did wonder if Covid would be the deathblow to theaters, but they’ve weathered the storm. Look how many people went out for Barbenheimer.

So, I don’t think movie theaters will ever truly go away. There’s always going to be some people who will prefer that to streaming or on-demand. That said, I do think that the number of movie theaters is probably going to decrease in the future. So, that’s certainly another of the stronger predictions from this season.

We also learn that eating bugs has become fairly common by 2052. Red meat and white meat aren’t illegal, but they are prohibitively expensive for most people. So, insects are used as a cheap source of protein. This is presented as something unpleasant, but I’m hoping that eating insects becomes more common. Bugs are very tasty, and they are an excellent source of protein. I’m always excited when I hear about chefs experimenting with recipes utilizing insects. Now, granted, I don’t want insects to replace other forms of meat. I do love my burgers, fried chicken, and baked salmon. Rather, I want them to be welcomed into the western diet. Also, mealworms are not gross. Most of the ones currently on the market are a bit too dried out for my taste. However, that’s easily fixable with better packaging to seal in freshness.

As for the bit about augmented reality glasses becoming more common…beats me. I kind of feel that would have already happened by now. However, I also thought the iPhone was stupid back when it first came out. Now, I can’t survive without my iPhone, and I typed this review on my iPad Pro. Shows what I know. However, Metaverse is not going to take off. I don’t care how much money Mark Zuckerberg tried to pump into it. Metaverse is like the word fetch; it is, like, so not going to happen.

Now, there is a huge spoiler that happens at the end of episode two. Oh, how I want to discuss it, but I really shouldn’t. I’ll leave it for you to discover. All I will say is, woah, did not see that coming. Didn’t see it coming, but it got me very excited for the rest of the episodes. And those episodes certainly did not disappoint.

I wondered what season three will bring. And yes, there will be a season three. We’ve gone backwards in time, forwards in time, but what about sideways in time? That is, staying at now, but connecting with a different version of now. One where history went differently. Certainly a lot of possibilities to be had. But no, that’s not going to be the case. I won’t spoil what the case will be, but I was certainly pleasantly surprised. It looks like season three is going to hold great things indeed.

So, that was season two of The Dial-Up. We follow the continuing adventures of Lewis as he gets an unexpected call from the future. It has great character interactions, great voice acting, and interesting predictions about the future. You won’t want to miss this if you enjoyed season one of The Dial-Up.

Well, I think that should do it from me for now. I will see you guys next time.

The Audio File: The Dial-Up: Season 1

The world of audio drama is filled with shows that come in all shapes and sizes. I got my start listening to anthologies. I’ve listened to plenty of serialized shows, as is evidenced by my reviews. Still, I do have a tendency to gravitate towards shorter shows. It gives me lots of fun in a small package, and then I cast off for my next port of call. The audio drama we’re looking at today is definitely on the shorter side. In fact, it is less than an hour long. However, it still manages to tell a great story in that time. Without further ado, we’re taking a look at The Dial-Up.

The Dial-Up begins with a Scottish tech support worker named Lewis. It isn’t the most glamorous job, and the customers can be rather annoying, but it pays the bills. Recently, however, he’s gotten a call that has seriously spiced things up. He’s been contacted by another Scottish dude named Callum. It seems that Callum has never used the Internet before. In fact, he seems to big ignorant about quite a few things. It soon becomes clear that Callum is in the year 1999, while Lewis is in 2022. Lewis and Callum compare and contrast their respective lives. However, they also feel that fate has brought them together for a reason. But what could that reason be?

Like I said, The Dial-Up is very short. It is only four episodes long, and they clock in at a grand total of thirty-seven minutes long. That’s like time, plus change, for an episode of a typical anthology show. As such, this review is probably going to be a bit shorter than my typical output. Be that as it may, I shall try my best to do justice to The Dial-Up.

The Dial-Up is very much a two-man show. Well, technically a three man show. Let’s not forget series creator Philip Catherwood. In terms of voice acting, however, The Dial-Up is carried entirely by David Hepburn and Craig McDonald Kelly. I just loved how David performed Callum as a laidback devil-pay-care kind of guy. Craig did a fantastic job performing Lewis as a sensible straight man to all of Callum’s wisecracks.

This audio drama is a bit light on the sound-effects. We, of course, get to hear the iconic sound of a dial-up modem connecting to the Internet. We do get some cool sci-fi sound effects later on. Though, getting more specific would be spoilers. So, overall, a bit light on sound effects, but no shame in that. I’m working on the first episode of my own audio drama anthology, and it is also a bit light on the sound effects. I just felt that’s what would work best for that episode, and I’m sure Philip felt the same about The Dial-Up. Honestly, David and Craig gave such wonderful and lively performances, I didn’t even notice the lack of sound effects most of the time.

The major theme of The Dial-Up is about the power of the Internet to bring people together. I’m reminded of something Roger Ebert wrote in his review of the movie Pleasantville. He said, paraphrased, that perhaps it is true that we have more problems than people did in the past, but we also have more solutions and opportunities. Lewis bemoans 2022, and longs for the supposed simplicity of life in the 1990s. Callum is quick to point out that the 1990s had its share of problems as well. For example, yes, people did go out more to places like pubs and restaurants. However, that was because they didn’t have any choice but to do so. Callum also points out that many people from the 1990s would kill to have access to all of the apps and Internet stuff that Lewis has at his fingertips.

People having been complaining about how society is going to the dogs, and things were better back in the day, pretty much since human history began. To give on example, I’m reminded of a letter where a Roman rants about how the kids don’t want to wear togas, like good Romans, they want to wear pants like the barbarians. Aristotle was also fond of complaining about how the youths didn’t know what real hardship was.

You would not be reading this review if it weren’t for the Internet. In fact, The Dial-Up, and pretty much every other audio drama I’ve reviewed, would not exist without the Internet. I’ve meet so many amazing people, and kindled so many friendships, thanks to the Internet. As an autistic person, who struggles with social anxiety, I’m forever grateful for all the ways that the Internet has helped make my life easier. The Internet helped me find seamless socks, and for that I am eternally grateful. I’ve also started branching out into voice acting. Yeah, I technically could do that without the Internet, but it would be a lot harder.

Why don’t you take a minute to think about all the ways the Internet has made your life better? I’ll be here when you get back.

Okay, you back now? Good, let’s continue.

Now, all of this isn’t to say we should all cloister ourselves away. On the contrary, sometimes it is nice to get out and about in the real world. It can be quite good to do so every now and again. Indeed, Lewis does encourage Callum to try some of the fun classes and activities that his community center offers. Any virtue taken to excess becomes a vice, as Aristotle famously noted. Hey, he might have been wrong about the youths, but he was right about that. You don’t want to spend all your time in the digital world, but that doesn’t make the Internet a bad thing. On the whole, The Dial-Up takes an optimistic view about our ability to balance cyberspace and fleshspace.

This next bit is just a random observation I made. The plot of The Dial-Up kind of reminded me of the movie Frequency. It also features two dudes commutations across time. Albeit, using ham radio, rather than the Internet. I’ve never actually watched frequency, but I know the basic plot, and that it was later adapted into a television series on The CW. Now, to be clear, I’m not saying The Dial-Up ripped-off Frequency. From what I’ve seen of Frequency, The Dial-Up has enough difference to stand on its own merits. As I often say, it isn’t the plot you have, but how you use it, that truly matters. Still, it was an interesting parallel, and I do wonder if Frequency was a source of inspiration for The Dial-Up.

The Dial-Up tells a complete story, but I do wish it had been just a tad longer. I would have liked to have spent just a bit more time getting to know Lewis and Callum. But it seems this is all we will be seeing of The Dial-Up…or is it? Philip Catherwood has confirmed that we are getting a season two of The Dial-Up. I know that I can’t wait to listen to it. 

But whatever the future holds, I do know that The Dial-Up is a fantastic audio drama. It is about two guys communicating across time, and the power of the Internet to being people closer together for the better. It is short, but sweet. Here’s hoping we see more from Philip Catherwood in the future.

Well, I think that should do it from me for now. I will see you guys next time.