The Audio File: The Dial-Up: Season 2

There are a lot of audio drama that I really hope get more seasons. Sometimes, it takes a bit, but the new seasons materialize. And then there are the shows where, at least from my perspective, the new seasons appear almost instantly. We’ll be reviewing one of the latter examples today. Without further ado, here is my review of season two of The Dial-Up.

To recap, season one of The Dial-Up followed a tech support worker named Lewis. He wound up having an Internet phone call with a dude named Callum. Not too unusual, except that Lewis was in 2022, and Callum was in 1999. They chatted it up, compared their lives, and prevented a minor catastrophe from happening. Lewis decided, on Callum’s advice, to quit his dead-end job and go see the world. Unfortunately, money doesn’t last forever, and Lewis had to go crawling back to his old job. It sucks, but it pays the bills. Well, Lewis is having another cross-temporal conversation. Only this time he is chatting with a woman named Dana from 2052. Dana needs Lewis’ help to prevent a massive earthquake from striking Glasgow.

Philip Catherwood promised us a fantastic second season of The Dial-Up, and he certainly did not disappoint. I had wondered if something like this might happen. We already got a caller from the past. So, it would certainly make sense for the future to come calling. Philip said he approached this season by taking various predictions about the future, and selecting the ones he felt were most likely to happen. I myself also got to play the game of speculation with this season. 

No, I’m not referring to having to wait a week for new episodes this time round. Philip Catherwood allowed me to listen to the first two episodes of season two before anyone else. He only requested that I tweet out a spoiler-free Twitter thread about my thoughts. Philip did this because of my role helping promote The Dial-Up, and being a key listener. Thank you for that, Philip. Also, sorry that it took me so long to get this review out. I was working on some personal projects. Hopefully, said project will be out soon.

Anyway, back on topic, Craig McDonald Kelly returns for another fantastic performance as Lewis. I loved how Craig portrayed Lewis’ dorkier side now that he is in Callum’s shoes. Perhaps, Callum managed to rub off on Lewis. I must also give praise to Amy Alexander’s performance as Dana. You can see shades and echoes of how Lewis was in season one, but Dana has enough differences to make her interesting. The part about Dana being a history major who had to sort out her personal issues was…kind of relatable. We’re still a bit light on sound effects, but we got a bit more this time round. And hey, nothing wrong with going lighter on the sound effects. The performances of the actors is more than enough to compensate for that. Just like last time, it never felt like anything was lacking sound-wise.

Lewis seemed a bit less intelligent this time around. Of course, Dana works in theoretical physics, while Lewis is just a guy at a tech center. So, maybe he came across as smarter than Callum only by comparison. Callum was just an average guy, but a good guy all the same. Of course, this time round, Lewis is the one geeking out over what wonders are awaiting in the future. So, there’s that too.

Okay, so as previously stated, this season makes a lot of predictions about the future. And what are my thoughts on the matter? Let’s go through a few of the predictions. Okay, so apparently Britain is going to be getting a space program in the future. Hey, wait a minute, Britain already has a space agency. The United Kingdom Space Agency was founded in 2010. Now, granted, they currently don’t have any manned space missions. So, perhaps that’s what Dana meant. I don’t know how likely this is, but I like the idea of there being more nations sending humans into space. Well, more than just America, Russia, and China. Though, the bit about Britain becoming a leader in spaceflight was, perhaps, a bit of wish fulfillment on Philip’s part. As for the bit about Elon Musk going bankrupt, eh, it could go either way. Musk is enough of a wild card that anything really is possible. So, I’ll let that bit slide.

In other predictions, climate change has gotten worse by 2052. I’d like to think that won’t happen, but the cynical part of me thinks it probably will. Look at how many people tried to ignore/deny Covid even when it was staring them in the face. I can certainly see Scotland getting hit by a hurricane under such circumstances. Though, I do disagree with Lewis and Dana about it being cool. I’m from Louisiana, where hurricanes are a major concern every year. It has been nearly twenty years since Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita, but that’s still fresh in the minds of many Louisianans. Even a relatively weak hurricane is no laughing matter.

Dana mentions that it was fifty-five Celsius when she visited Vietnam. Hmm, let’s do some conversions. Thirty degrees Celsius is roughly equivalent to ninety degrees Fahrenheit. So, that would mean that fifty-five degrees Celsius is…yikes! That’s about 131 Fahrenheit, and that’s past the point the human body can comfortably survive! I sure hope that people of Vietnam have invested in industrial air conditioners by 2052. I also shudder to imagine the consequences of them experiencing a blackout. Having lived through the Great American Heat Dome of 2023, I certainly hope that this prediction does not come to pass. Because if Vietnam is that hot, Louisiana is sure to be an oven as well.

Speaking of things going hot, apparently China invaded India at some point. Uh, how exactly did that happen. They’re both nuclear armed nations, and that’s a pretty big deterrence against invasion. Were they fighting over the Kashmir? If so, shouldn’t Pakistan have been involved? Of course, they are also nuclear armed, which brings us right back to the first problem. Yeah, I don’t see this one as likely, especially since it didn’t lead to World War III breaking out.

Well, enough international events, let’s get back to the homefront. Movie theaters haven’t totally died out by 2052, but there is only one movie theater left in all of Glasgow. Dana isn’t too thrilled about this, as she actually enjoys going out into the world, rather than doing everything digitally. Naturally, she finds a kindred spirit in Lewis. People have been predicting the demise of movie theaters since…well, basically ever. I remember watching this old film from way back in the 1950s bemoaning about how soon television would drive theaters out of business. Ironically, I watched that film on a television. Was I watching it on Turner Classic Movies? Hmm, I can’t remember. Well, anyway, it is certainly true that many theaters are struggling to stay afloat. Many of them are trying to offer a more deluxe and upscale experience in hopes of attracting customers. I actually did wonder if Covid would be the deathblow to theaters, but they’ve weathered the storm. Look how many people went out for Barbenheimer.

So, I don’t think movie theaters will ever truly go away. There’s always going to be some people who will prefer that to streaming or on-demand. That said, I do think that the number of movie theaters is probably going to decrease in the future. So, that’s certainly another of the stronger predictions from this season.

We also learn that eating bugs has become fairly common by 2052. Red meat and white meat aren’t illegal, but they are prohibitively expensive for most people. So, insects are used as a cheap source of protein. This is presented as something unpleasant, but I’m hoping that eating insects becomes more common. Bugs are very tasty, and they are an excellent source of protein. I’m always excited when I hear about chefs experimenting with recipes utilizing insects. Now, granted, I don’t want insects to replace other forms of meat. I do love my burgers, fried chicken, and baked salmon. Rather, I want them to be welcomed into the western diet. Also, mealworms are not gross. Most of the ones currently on the market are a bit too dried out for my taste. However, that’s easily fixable with better packaging to seal in freshness.

As for the bit about augmented reality glasses becoming more common…beats me. I kind of feel that would have already happened by now. However, I also thought the iPhone was stupid back when it first came out. Now, I can’t survive without my iPhone, and I typed this review on my iPad Pro. Shows what I know. However, Metaverse is not going to take off. I don’t care how much money Mark Zuckerberg tried to pump into it. Metaverse is like the word fetch; it is, like, so not going to happen.

Now, there is a huge spoiler that happens at the end of episode two. Oh, how I want to discuss it, but I really shouldn’t. I’ll leave it for you to discover. All I will say is, woah, did not see that coming. Didn’t see it coming, but it got me very excited for the rest of the episodes. And those episodes certainly did not disappoint.

I wondered what season three will bring. And yes, there will be a season three. We’ve gone backwards in time, forwards in time, but what about sideways in time? That is, staying at now, but connecting with a different version of now. One where history went differently. Certainly a lot of possibilities to be had. But no, that’s not going to be the case. I won’t spoil what the case will be, but I was certainly pleasantly surprised. It looks like season three is going to hold great things indeed.

So, that was season two of The Dial-Up. We follow the continuing adventures of Lewis as he gets an unexpected call from the future. It has great character interactions, great voice acting, and interesting predictions about the future. You won’t want to miss this if you enjoyed season one of The Dial-Up.

Well, I think that should do it from me for now. I will see you guys next time.

The Audio File: The Dial-Up: Season 1

The world of audio drama is filled with shows that come in all shapes and sizes. I got my start listening to anthologies. I’ve listened to plenty of serialized shows, as is evidenced by my reviews. Still, I do have a tendency to gravitate towards shorter shows. It gives me lots of fun in a small package, and then I cast off for my next port of call. The audio drama we’re looking at today is definitely on the shorter side. In fact, it is less than an hour long. However, it still manages to tell a great story in that time. Without further ado, we’re taking a look at The Dial-Up.

The Dial-Up begins with a Scottish tech support worker named Lewis. It isn’t the most glamorous job, and the customers can be rather annoying, but it pays the bills. Recently, however, he’s gotten a call that has seriously spiced things up. He’s been contacted by another Scottish dude named Callum. It seems that Callum has never used the Internet before. In fact, he seems to big ignorant about quite a few things. It soon becomes clear that Callum is in the year 1999, while Lewis is in 2022. Lewis and Callum compare and contrast their respective lives. However, they also feel that fate has brought them together for a reason. But what could that reason be?

Like I said, The Dial-Up is very short. It is only four episodes long, and they clock in at a grand total of thirty-seven minutes long. That’s like time, plus change, for an episode of a typical anthology show. As such, this review is probably going to be a bit shorter than my typical output. Be that as it may, I shall try my best to do justice to The Dial-Up.

The Dial-Up is very much a two-man show. Well, technically a three man show. Let’s not forget series creator Philip Catherwood. In terms of voice acting, however, The Dial-Up is carried entirely by David Hepburn and Craig McDonald Kelly. I just loved how David performed Callum as a laidback devil-pay-care kind of guy. Craig did a fantastic job performing Lewis as a sensible straight man to all of Callum’s wisecracks.

This audio drama is a bit light on the sound-effects. We, of course, get to hear the iconic sound of a dial-up modem connecting to the Internet. We do get some cool sci-fi sound effects later on. Though, getting more specific would be spoilers. So, overall, a bit light on sound effects, but no shame in that. I’m working on the first episode of my own audio drama anthology, and it is also a bit light on the sound effects. I just felt that’s what would work best for that episode, and I’m sure Philip felt the same about The Dial-Up. Honestly, David and Craig gave such wonderful and lively performances, I didn’t even notice the lack of sound effects most of the time.

The major theme of The Dial-Up is about the power of the Internet to bring people together. I’m reminded of something Roger Ebert wrote in his review of the movie Pleasantville. He said, paraphrased, that perhaps it is true that we have more problems than people did in the past, but we also have more solutions and opportunities. Lewis bemoans 2022, and longs for the supposed simplicity of life in the 1990s. Callum is quick to point out that the 1990s had its share of problems as well. For example, yes, people did go out more to places like pubs and restaurants. However, that was because they didn’t have any choice but to do so. Callum also points out that many people from the 1990s would kill to have access to all of the apps and Internet stuff that Lewis has at his fingertips.

People having been complaining about how society is going to the dogs, and things were better back in the day, pretty much since human history began. To give on example, I’m reminded of a letter where a Roman rants about how the kids don’t want to wear togas, like good Romans, they want to wear pants like the barbarians. Aristotle was also fond of complaining about how the youths didn’t know what real hardship was.

You would not be reading this review if it weren’t for the Internet. In fact, The Dial-Up, and pretty much every other audio drama I’ve reviewed, would not exist without the Internet. I’ve meet so many amazing people, and kindled so many friendships, thanks to the Internet. As an autistic person, who struggles with social anxiety, I’m forever grateful for all the ways that the Internet has helped make my life easier. The Internet helped me find seamless socks, and for that I am eternally grateful. I’ve also started branching out into voice acting. Yeah, I technically could do that without the Internet, but it would be a lot harder.

Why don’t you take a minute to think about all the ways the Internet has made your life better? I’ll be here when you get back.

Okay, you back now? Good, let’s continue.

Now, all of this isn’t to say we should all cloister ourselves away. On the contrary, sometimes it is nice to get out and about in the real world. It can be quite good to do so every now and again. Indeed, Lewis does encourage Callum to try some of the fun classes and activities that his community center offers. Any virtue taken to excess becomes a vice, as Aristotle famously noted. Hey, he might have been wrong about the youths, but he was right about that. You don’t want to spend all your time in the digital world, but that doesn’t make the Internet a bad thing. On the whole, The Dial-Up takes an optimistic view about our ability to balance cyberspace and fleshspace.

This next bit is just a random observation I made. The plot of The Dial-Up kind of reminded me of the movie Frequency. It also features two dudes commutations across time. Albeit, using ham radio, rather than the Internet. I’ve never actually watched frequency, but I know the basic plot, and that it was later adapted into a television series on The CW. Now, to be clear, I’m not saying The Dial-Up ripped-off Frequency. From what I’ve seen of Frequency, The Dial-Up has enough difference to stand on its own merits. As I often say, it isn’t the plot you have, but how you use it, that truly matters. Still, it was an interesting parallel, and I do wonder if Frequency was a source of inspiration for The Dial-Up.

The Dial-Up tells a complete story, but I do wish it had been just a tad longer. I would have liked to have spent just a bit more time getting to know Lewis and Callum. But it seems this is all we will be seeing of The Dial-Up…or is it? Philip Catherwood has confirmed that we are getting a season two of The Dial-Up. I know that I can’t wait to listen to it. 

But whatever the future holds, I do know that The Dial-Up is a fantastic audio drama. It is about two guys communicating across time, and the power of the Internet to being people closer together for the better. It is short, but sweet. Here’s hoping we see more from Philip Catherwood in the future.

Well, I think that should do it from me for now. I will see you guys next time. 

The Audio File: Untrue Stories

I’m happy to review any audio drama that is asked of me. I certainly hope that is obvious by now. However, I also hope it is obvious that I won’t hesitate to critique anything I find lacking. With that in mind, let’s get right to today’s review. We’re taking a look at Untrue Stories.

Untrue Stories begins in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland in 1948. The writers H.G. Wells and George Orwell have both booked the same cottage for a vacation. The two men cannot stand each other, as they have very different views of the future. However, Wells has an ace up his sleeve. He has invented a bicycle with the ability to travel through time. Wells is determined to settled the debate once and for all. He accidentally travels to the year 1984 after taking a wrong turn. Wells discovers a future of totalitarianism and oppression. A boot to the face forever. Wells befriends a young woman named Julia. She is none other than Orwell’s granddaughter. Together, they conspire to change history for the better. But the Thought Police are hot on their tail, and are determined to ensure that the future of Oceania comes to pass.

This is another review where I was asked by the creator to review it. Series creator Robin Johnson contacted me on Reddit. He said that he had enjoyed my previous reviews, and seen on Twitter that I review audio dramas. I assume he was referring to the Twitter thread that Arielle Nissenblatt (rhymes with this and that) made to showcase several podcast critics, including me. I said yes, and here we are now.

There have been times in my life where I briefly pondered whether H.G. Wells and George Orwell ever met each other. It was merely idle curiosity due to their similar names. Well, as it turns out, they did indeed meet in real life. George Orwell invited H.G. Wells to his London apartment for dinner, and they had a lively discussion about whether or not alone science would create a better world. Wells had full confidence that science would inevitably create a utopia. Orwell, by contrast, believed that science was certainly useful, but that it was necessarily for society to be guided by more than just science alone. The two men vehemently disagreed, and parted on less than amicable terms. Quite ironic, as they both democratic socialists, and otherwise had rather similar political views.

There is the minor issue that H.G. Wells died in 1946, but the audio drama takes place in 1948. But I’m willing to let that slide. We can chalk it up to time travel shenanigans. Speaking of which, it appears that Wells never published his famous novella The Time Machine in the world of Untrue Stories. He never makes reference to the novel. Or maybe he’ll go back in time and inspire his younger self at some point?

Wells also travels to the year 802,701 at one point, and encounters a Morlock, but he doesn’t know what it is. I liked how the Morlock was portrayed as being quite intelligent. I mean, the Morlock aren’t just dumb brutes. They build and maintain machines and clothing. And let’s not forget that they’re the ones keeping the Eloi as cattle, not the other way around. The way the Morlock is described is evocative of the 1960 movie adaption of The Time Machine. Wells says that exiting the time bike’s chrono bubble mid-journey will cause you to age into dust. This is probably a nod to the 2002 movie adaption of The Time Machine. On the one hand, the 2002 movie wasn’t very accurate to the novel, but I did love it when I was a kid.

George Orwell’s depiction as a bit of a jerk might strike some people as odd, but it has some basis in reality. Orwell once compiled a list of suspected communist for the British Intelligence Forces. Among other things, he considered Charlie Chaplin suspicious for being a Jew, and deemed Paul Robeson to be “anti-white.” For reference, Paul Robeson was a black American musician who was also involved in civil rights activism. Oh, and during Orwell’s boarding school day, he was a prefect. He used his position of authority to rat-out any boys he suspected of being gay. Well, they often say to write what you know. It would seem Orwell put quite a bit of himself into Nineteen Eighty-Four.

On a lighter note, the original plans for Nineteen Eighty-Four were also slightly different. For starters, it was going to be called The Last Man in Europe. It was also going to be set in the year 1948. So, I guess that would have made it an early example of alternate history. This is highly amusing, as Nineteen Eighty-Four is quite popular within the alternate history community. However, Orwell’s publisher deemed this too confusing, and convinced him to set the novel in the future. He thought about 1980 or 1982, but then he flipped the last two digits of the current year, and got 1984. Of course, in Untrue Stories, the joke is that the initial version that Orwell comes up with is basically what the year 1984 was actually like. He predicts a world of aviator sunglasses, neon-colored clothing, Rubik’s Cubes, and unrestrained capitalism. Though, to a socialist like Orwell, that would all probably sound pretty dystopian.

Okay, I’ve put it off for as long as I can. I’m just going to be brutally honest here. I did not enjoy Untrue Stories. Let’s get into the full postmortem.

The first strike was the theme music. I’ve listened to many wonderful audio drama themes over the years. The theme music for Untrue Stories, however, is not one of those cases. It reminds me of those toys that are supposed to play music, but what they actually play is basically just electronic screeching. I always tried to fast forward through the theme music whenever possible. Okay, so how was the voice acting? In contrast to the theme music, the voice acting wasn’t bad. Overall I found the performances to be fairly decent. I found Orwell’s voice to be a bit irritating, but I think that might have been deliberate.

Untrue Stories features cameos from numerous 20th Century science fiction authors. Unfortunately, these appearances are little more than cameos, and Untrue Stories doesn’t really do anything creative with them. They basically amount to “Hey, look, it’s Issac Asimov! He wrote I, Robot! Boy, he sure likes to talk about robots!” or “Over there! It’s Ursula K. Le Guin! Ooh, she’s got a secret message codenamed Omelas! Just like the short story she wrote! How wacky is that?!”

These scenes felt like a cutaway gag from an episode of Family Guy. On that topic, I found the humor to be incredibly lowbrow, and at times bordering on sophomoric. The main attempt at humor was making historical figures act like jerks. Almost all of the jokes failed to get even the slightest chuckle out of me.

We learn that Orwell is destined to become Big Brother himself in the dystopian future of Oceania. Orwell finds out, and thinks that this sounds swell. So, he recruits a team of dystopia writers, such as Ray Bradbury and Margaret Atwood, to help make the future as dystopian as possible. If nothing else, they’ll be able to brag about how they tried to warn everyone, but nobody listened. Now, this could have been potentially funny. Have them all act like over-the-top Saturday Morning Cartoon villains, or something similar. Unfortunately, the actors playing the dystopia authors all gave very subdued performances. They all seemed to be under the impression that they were in a completely different audio drama than Untrue Stories. Bit of a missed opportunity there.

Now, I do have to give some moments of praise to Untrue Stories. There is a bonus episode that takes the form of an in-universe television program about how to speak Newspeak. I found this bonus episode to be genuinely funny and clever. I also liked the episode where Wells and Julia change the future into the 1984 of our world. However, they don’t actually travel to the future to see it for themselves. Julia’s clothing changes to a punk style. She and Wells assume, based on this, that they’ve turned the future into an irradiated post-apocalyptic nightmare. Wells then places a computer chip into a Sony Walkman. Said chip is from the far future, and any machine it is placed into turns sentient. The Walkman can only communicate using songs from the 1980s mixtape that it has in it. This leads to several amusing moments. As an aside, I agree with Wells, tea always goes in the cup before milk. That way, you can better control how much milk you add.

So, the team behind Untrue Stories are capable of being legitimately funny when they put their minds to it. I feel, perhaps, that Untrue Stories could have benefited from some more edits and revisions before it launched.

Now, comedy is a highly subjective genre. One of the most subjective, in fact. Untrue Stories had its moments, but overall, I just didn’t care for it. It failed to make the most of a potentially interesting premise. So, unfortunately, I cannot say that I recommend it. But perhaps you feel differently. If this all sounds entertaining, and something you’d like to try, then good for you.

Well, I think that should do it from me for now. I will see you guys next time.

Book Review: On the Oceans of Eternity by S.M. Stirling

Well, here we are at last. The final book in the Island in the Sea of Time trilogy. I'm very pleased to see that these reviews having been doing very well. Okay then, I guess there really isn’t anything left for me to say. Let's get straight to it. We're taking a look at On the Oceans of Eternity by S.M. Stirling.

It is the moment everything has been building up towards. The time displaced Republic of Nantucket and its allies are about to face-off against the empire of the tyrannical madman William Walker. This is no small task, and it's going to take every trick in Nantucket's arsenal to pull-off. There are plenty of twists, turns, and surprises as past and present collide on the oceans of eternity.

Well, what can I say to start about On the Oceans of Eternity? It hits some of the highest notes in the series, but it also has some of my least favorite moments in the series. Let's start with some of the positives. So, Against the Tide of Years ended with Walker's Achaean army arriving at the Gates of Troy. My friend Jordan Harbour, founder of the Twilight Histories podcast, once spoke about the Island in the Time series and said "If you've ever wondered what The Iliad would be like if Odysseus had a bazooka, look no further." I should mention that Jordan is a big fan of the Island in the Sea of Time series. In fact, he listed it as one of the series that got him into alternate history. Jordan also cites the Worldwar series and Guns of the South, both by Harry Turtledove, as major influences on him.

Now, we do get at least some of that sort of stuff. However, the Siege of Troy didn't last as long as I was expecting. In fact, Walker's troops pretty much steamrolled the Trojans. Well, I guess if nothing else, at least the Greeks won like history and mythology said they were supposed to. Granted, they were being led by Walker; then again, most figures from Greek Mythology weren't exactly nice by modern standards. Of course, the Trojan War ending that quickly isn't going to make for a very long, or very engaging, epic poem.

Ian gets taken back to Walkeropolis as a hostage. Among other developments, Alice Wong has started a cult called the Claws of Hekate. It emphasizes the virtues of activities such as human sacrifice, torture, cannibalism, and other horrific acts. The Claws of Hekate has proved disturbingly popular among upper class Achaean women. Wong also has a trained team of teenage girls to serve as warriors and assassins for the Claws of Hekate. Walker jokingly refers to them as Wong's Sailor Moon Platoon. Wong says something to the effect of "Never doubt the power of manga scholarship, William."

There's also a part where Wong briefly mentions how she enjoys the taste of long pig, and how only long veal steak comes close to rivaling it. Wait a minute, does that mean...oh no, this is terrible! The only confirmed anime and manga fan in the entire Nantucket series is a deranged sadist who tortures people for the heck of it! Oh, and she's also a cannibal who literally eats babies, that's bad too, I guess.

Walker and Wong are in the process of formalizing and codifying the Achaean religion. Specifically, that Wong is the avatar of the Lady of Pain, and that Walker is King of Men. Hekate gets an undeserved bad reputation, as do many of the underworld deities from Greek Mythology. She was the goddess of witchcraft and guardian of the crossroads, and she had connections to the underworld, but she was not evil. However, thanks to Wong's cult, interpreting Hekate as an evil goddess might have some historical basis in the mixed-up world Nantucket has found itself in. Well, at least she did pick Hades as her patron deity. Hades is another god who gets unfairly pained as evil. He was firm but fair, and honestly one of the nicer gods. Be thankful for small mercies, I suppose.

Wong and Walker are also attempting to build temples and establish a formal priesthood. The Mycenaeans worshipped more or less the same gods that the Classical Greeks did. Many historians theorize that the Greek gods started out as local deities and cults before being incorporated into a single pantheon. The Mycenaeans worshipped their gods using hillside shrines, but didn't have much in the way of temples, as far as we know. It does make sense that Walker and Wong would be using religion to cement their position with Achaean society. I'm reminded of the words of the physicist Peter Weinberg. Good people will do go things, and evil people will do evil things, without any external influences. But to get good people to do evil things it takes religion, or something very much like religion. Religion has also historically been very good at enforcing conformity and the preexisting social order.

In other developments, we meet John Martins. He's a hippie, but was kidnapped by Walker and taken to Greece. Like most hippies, Martin is really into Lord of the Rings. In fact, he named his settlement Rivendell, and has commissioned several carvings and other works of art inspired by Lord of the Rings. Martins buys slaves...so that he can free them, and give them a new life in Rivendell, where they will be safe from Walker. In fact, he makes a point of always throwing a big party to welcome the newly freed slaves. Martins pretended to go along with Walker so that he could oppose and subvert him from within. He knows that Walker thinks he's just a dumb hippie, and as such, won't pay too close attention to him.

We also meet Helmut Mittler. He's a former Stasi officer, and is Walker's head of security, as well as head of the secret police. Mittler makes a point of contrast lay keeping the Achaeans in a constant state of fear and paranoia. He also makes a few choice remarks to Ian that suggest he might also be an antisemite. Well, I'm just saying, Mittler does rhyme with Hitler. And his name would probably be written on official forms as H. Mittler. Not much more to say here, but Mittler will become important in the spoilers section.

Let's circle back and talk about Ohotolarix. He is an Iraniina chief who followed Walker to Achaea. He's fiercely loyal to Walker, but he still longs for Alba. Ohotolarix finds the weather in Achaea a bit too warm for his liking, longs for the plants of his former homeland, and thinks that the Achaeans put too much garlic in their food. Naturally, Ohotolarix is elated when Walker assigns him to a fort the Achaeans have established in what is today the nation of Hungry. The climate is very similar to Alba, and he gets to laugh at Achaean troops dealing with the cold weather.

The fort has been established as part of Walker's plan to establish relations with the Ringapi people. They're a tribe from Central and Eastern Europe who, along with several other tribes, became the Sea Peoples. Who are the Sea Peoples? Short answer: nobody knows. Longer answer: we don't know, but there are several theories, usually involving the migration of different groups of peoples. Potential candidates include the Etruscans, the Philistines, and even the Mycenaeans and Minoans. I'm not familiar with any theories suggesting the Sea Peoples came from Central and Eastern Europe, but I suppose it makes as much sense as anything. Whoever they were, the Sea Peoples lead a series of coastal fading campaigns across the Eastern Mediterranean. Pharaoh Ramses II faced off against them, as did Ramses III.

The Sea Peoples are one of the factors that lead to the Bronze Age Collapse. The Bronze Age Collapse, as the name suggests, was a series of events resulting in the complete collapse of several Eastern Mediterranean and Near Eastern civilizations. Historians used to believe that the Sea Peoples were the primary cause of the Bronze Age Collapse. However, most modern historians consider the Sea Peoples to be one factor among many. Other factors include, but are not limited to, climate change, volcanic eruptions, social unrest and upheaval, and disruption of trade routes. Hmm, I suppose it is entirely conceivable that, thanks to Nantucket, the Bronze Age Collapse will never happen in this brave new world.

Also, something I just thought of, where are the Minoans? The Minoans were still around at the time the series takes place, but they're nowhere to be seen. Isketerol briefly mentions them we he sees flushing toilets on Nantucket back in Island in the Sea of Time. He says he's only ever known the Minoans to have such things. That actually does have basis in reality. Archeologists have discovered evidence suggesting that the Minoans did indeed have flushable toilets. However, we never get any other mention of the Minoans beyond this. Of course, knowing Walker, he probably conquered and enslaved them.

In other returning characters, George MacAndrews finally got his wish to go to Egypt. He discovered that the Ancient Egyptians are a lot of things, but Black isn't one of them. In fact, he frequently gets made fun of due to his dark skin. MacAndrews even remarks that Ramses II, also known as Ramses the Great, looks like an Italian guy he knew who owned a pizza joint in Nashville. Genetic analysis of mummies suggest that the Ancient Egyptians weren't too different from modern day Egyptians in terms of race and ethnicity. In fact, we know that Ramses himself had red hair. Egypt sits at the crossroads of three continents, and probably had a mix of peoples. Black people weren't unheard of, but certainly weren't the majority. Most Ancient Egyptians probably looked like the other peoples of the Middle East.

MacAndrews tried to implement the Latin Alphabet, but the scribes put up too much resistance. I suppose this does make since. Walker was able to implement the Latin Alphabet in Achaea because, prior to that, they'd been using the Minoan writing system, which wasn't suited to their language. Egypt, by contrast, was doing just fine with hieroglyphics, and the scribes were more entrenched into society. Hmm, I guess the Greek Alphabet will never be invented in this new timeline.

MacAndrews also discovered that Ramses the Great was really more like Ramses the So-So. Turns out, Ramses had a bit of a tendency to fudge the details on the official records of his battles and conquests. This is fairly true to real life. Egyptian rulers did indeed have a tendency to be less than honest about their achievements. To be fair, so did the rulers of most pre-modern societies. In particular, the record speaks of the glories of Ramses campaign against the Hittites. However, Ramses himself admits he was far less successful than the record says.

This is indeed true to life. For example, Egyptian accounts of the Battle of Kadesh claim that it was a victory for Egypt, despite Ramses failing to take the city. However, Hittite accounts claim that the Egyptians retreated in shameful defeat. Most historians agree that the battle was probably a draw, but a slight tactical victory for Egypt. Incidentally, the Battle of Kadesh lead to the Egyptians and Hittites signing to oldest known peace treaty in World History. In fact, a copy of the Treaty of Kadesh hangs in the United Nations headquarters in New York City. The Egyptians and Hittites frequently got into border skirmishes in the Levent, but they had begrudging respect for one another, and considered each other to be worthy opponents.

As for Ramses II himself, he was certainly no slouch when it came to warfare, but his primary claim to fame is his talent as a statesman. He was also known for his religion devotion, and the many temples he built, such as the temples of Abu Simbel and the hypostyle hall at the Temple of Karnak. One minor complaint I had about On the Oceans of Eternity was that I wished we'd gotten more scenes set in Egypt.

Nantucket continues to do well for itself amidst the war effort. They've even begun to establish colonies and homesteads on mainland New England and even Long Island. However, these homesteads tend to have a fairly high failure rate. Farming isn't as easy as it looks, especially when you're a bit low on modern equipment. Still, at last they finally have coffee thanks to the coffee plants that were on Nantucket during the Event. Unfortunately, decorative coffee plants are bred for their looks, not their taste. As such, the coffee tastes horrible, but caffeine is caffeine, I guess. The Ethiopian Highlands were much the only place with coffee plants during the Bronze Age, and it might be a while before Nantucket can send an expedition to them.

Speaking of expeditions, Nantucket has sent an expedition to explore the interior of North America. I found these sections to be the weakest part of On the Oceans of Eternity. They weren't bad per se, the writing was certainly good enough to keep me reasonably entertained. However, they star a group of characters that we didn't meet until this book, so I feel less of a connection to them. Also, out of all the place they could have gone, why the wilderness of North America? There were still plenty of other Bronze Age civilizations left to explore. Shang Dynasty China, the various Andes cultures, Jomon era Japan, and the Indus Valley Civilizations, just to name a few. Archeological evidence suggest that Scandinavia had a very danced Bronze Age culture equal to that of Greece. Hey, there's another potential destination. It was even briefly mentioned that Nantucket had made contact with the Andes civilizations, and had established trade relations with Shang Dynasty China. Shang pirates even briefly appeared in Against the Tide of Years.

Well, there might have been a reason why those civilizations were left out, but we'll discuss that towards the end of the review. I will say that things finally picked up when the expedition reached California and discovered that Tartessos had secretly established a colony. So, I guess not a total bust on that regard. Also, random aside, whenever anyone mentioned Martha's Vineyard, I had to remember that it is a real place in Massachusetts. Having a character named Martha created a bit of a who's on first situation.

I’ll also take one final moment to plug the audiobook version. Todd McLaren is talented as hell, and really was the only person who could do this series justice. 

Okay, now we're getting into the really big spoilers. So, if you don't want any of that, turn back now.

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So, what does the Nantucket military discover when they arrive in Tartessos? They find...that Isketerol has genuinely improved things for the common people. He had implemented the Latin Alphabet, and is working to increase literacy rates. He's had trees planted along the roads and streets to provide natural shade. Isketerol has also implemented programs to educate and train the people of Tartessos in the new knowledge and technology Nantucket has. Isketerol said that he wanted to improve Tartessos, prevent it from being just a footnote in the history books, and he meant that. The conflict between Nantucket and Tartessos is resolved with surprisingly little bloodshed, but I guess that makes sense. Tartessos was humbled in Against the Tide of Years when it tried to invade Nantucket, and promptly got its ass kicked. Plus, the alliance with Walker was more of an alliance of convenience than anything.

Of course, for all its many advantages, Nantucket still has a serious manpower shortage. That's been a big theme across the series. For example, they manage to liberate Sicily, but it's up in the air as to whether Nantucket will be able to keep things peaceful and stable after the war is over. Walker's biggest advantage is the sheer number of troops he has at his disposal.

Odikweos has been using Ian to learn more about where Walker comes from. Ian, in turn, recognizes Odikweos as the historical figure who inspired the legend of Odysseus. He even reads to Odikweos from The Odyssey. Odikweos already really didn't like Walker, but now he's seriously pissed that Walker robbed him of his future glory. Unfortunately, he's still bound to Walker's service, and thus can't kill him. If he did, he'd be committing a major taboo of Achaean society.

The resolution was...well, I gotta admit, I did not see it coming. Walker, Wong, and most of their followers go on a boar hunt and then have a feast. Everyone is having a good time, and then they all drop dead. Turns out, Mittler poisoned the barbecue sauce used for the feast. Walker's favorite barbecue sauce contains lots of chilies, which disguised the poison Mittler used. Mittler has been planning on stabbing Walker in the back for quite some time. Now, all Odikweos has to do is kill Mittler, and he'll have avenged Walker. On doing so, Odikweos is freed from his service to Walker, and can claim the throne of Achaea for himself.

Like I said, I really didn't see that coming, but I liked it. It has been established that most of Walker's "allies" are constantly scheming and plotting to undermine him in various ways. MacAndrews and Martins both took advantage of the fact that Walker viewed them as little more than useful idiots. So, I suppose it is a fitting end for William Walker and Alice Wong.

Speaking of MacAndrews, Nantucket has defeat Egypt in a battle near the city of Megiddo, which is also known by its Greek name Armageddon. Fittingly enough, the battle is known as the Battle of Armageddon. MacAndrews decides that it is time to get out of dodge. He decides that, since there are no preexisting ancient black empires, he'll just have to make one of his own. He's heading south to Meroe, and plans to establish his kingdom in Sudan. 

In our world, there was an empire named Kush which arose in the Nubia region, near what is now Sudan. Kush even briefly conquered Egypt during the 25th Dynasty. And yes, Kush was indeed an ancient black empire, just like MacAndrews dreamed of. Of course, Nantucket arrived about 200 years before the founding of Kush. I guess MacAndrews is trying to speed-up history. Stirling has said that MacAndrews’ kingdom would have played a major role in the sequels that never materialized. He says the capital would be located near what is Khartoum in our world. A good place for capital city; lots of iron and plenty of land that can easily be irrigated.  

Meanwhile, Althea Walker happened to be away when everyone got poisoned. She decides to do some empire building of her own. She and Ohotolarix head to Central Asia. Althea hopes that being so far from the sea will allow her empire to grow without having to worry about Nantucket.

Also, on a more minor note, Nantucket doctor Justin Clemens married his Babylonian assistant Azzu-ena. He uses the caduceus as his symbol on the Babylonian marriage document. The caduceus frequently gets mistaken for the Rod of Asclepius, and is erroneously used as symbol for the medical profession, especially in America. The caduceus was the symbol of the Greek god Hermes; he was the god of many things, but medicine and healing were not among them. Asclepius was the Greek god of healing. For reference, the caduceus is a rod with two intertwined snakes and wings at the top. The Rod of Asclepius, by contrast, is a stick with a single servant coiled around it, and lacks wings. The caduceus has also been used as a symbol of commerce. A far more fitting use, given that Hermes was god of merchants.

Of course, because of Justin, there might be some historical basis for the caduceus as a symbol of medic in the new timeline. Nantucket is probably going to make future archeologists of this new timeline scratch their heads with all the anachronisms they cause. That'll be especially true is Nantucket's decedent a forget that their ancestors came from the future. Well, the future of another timeline, but details. Ian even remarks that future historians are probably going to come up with all sorts of crazy explanations for how Nantucket pulled-off everything it did.

So, the series ends with Nantucket having Christmas party, with the leaders of their allies in attendance. Kashtiliash himself pays Nantucket a visit, and he is joined by Odikweos and even Isketerol. So, I guess that means that Nantucket and Tartessos are putting the past behind them. There is a festive mood in the air as the characters toast to the future of their crazy mixed-up new world. Maybe it isn't quite the best of all possible worlds, but they're working on it.

Obviously, there are a lot of sequel hooks here. We've got Althea and MacAndrews attempting to build their own empires. We've also got a Nantucket airship crew who have crashed in Central Asia and are trying to make their way home. And there's just the general potential of what this world will look like in the future. Perhaps that's why Shang Dynasty China and the Indus Valley Civilizations were ignored. Althea building her empire in Central Asia would serve as a good springboard for incorporating China and India into the series. I still maintain that the Iraniina becoming zealous converts to Christianity would come back to bite Nantucket in the ass at some point.

All of that being said, I still feel that On the Oceans of Eternity does a good job wrapping up the trilogy. Most of the major plot threads are tied up, but it also leaves open the possibility for more adventures. Overall, I was very satisfied with how On the Oceans of Eternity ended. 

So, there was definitely potential for a sequel series, but it never materialized. Following the Island in the Sea of Time series, Stirling wrote the first trilogy of the Emberverse series. It covers the world that Nantucket left behind. More specifically, the laws of physics change so that electricity, gunpowder, explosives, internal combustion, and steam-power no longer work. It's a tad more complicated than that, but that's the non-spoiler version of what happened. The Emberverse gets its name from Dies the Fire, the first book of the series. Personally, given the choice, I'll take Nantucket. I can't live in a world without air conditioning. Not sure what the air conditioning situation is with Nantucket, but at least electricity still works, so they could have it. 

They make for an interesting contrast. Island in the Sea of Time is about the technological present entering the mythical past. Emberverse, by contrast, is about the mythical past entering the technological present. The two series are mirror images of each other. 

The Emberverse was a mass success in terms of sales, so that is where Stirling focused his writing energies. As Stirling himself says, his publisher is the one who decides which of his books get sequels. Stirling has written a couple of short stories set in the world of Island in the Sea of Time. One is a novella that covers the Battle of Armageddon in more detail. It is called “Ridding Shotgun to Armageddon” and is collected in an anthology of Stirling’s short stories called Ice, Iron, and Gold. The other takes place twenty years after the events of On the Oceans of Eternity. It is called “Blood Wolf” and was collected in the anthology The First Heroes: New Tales of the Bronze Age edited by Harry Turtledove and Noreen Doyle.

It is certainly a bit sad that we never got more books in the Island in the Sea of Time series. Still, it's better than what happened with The Peshawar Lancers, which sadly remains a standalone book. And hey, we got three amazing books out of the Island in the Sea of Time series. Each of them was even better than its predecessor. For that alone, we should be thankful for all of Stirling's creativity and hard work.

Perhaps one day I will be able to visit the Nantucket of our world. If I use my imagination, perhaps I will be able to imagine myself on an island in the sea of time, set against the tide of years, on the oceans of eternity. I also hope I'll get to visit the Eagle too. They have visitation days, I believe. I'll have to ask the crew if they've heard of Island in the Sea of Time.

Well, that should do it from me for now. I will see you guys next time.

Book Review: Against the Tide of Years by S.M. Stirling

Well, it has taken a while, but I'm back once again with another review of S.M. Stirling's Island in the Sea of Time series. There isn't really much more to add. Well, I will say I'm glad everyone liked the first review. Even S.M. Stirling himself commented on how he enjoyed it when I shared it in the S.M. Stirling Fan Group on Facebook. Without further ado, let's jump into it. We're taking a look at Against the Tide of Years by S.M. Stirling.

A few years have passed since the events of the first book. The temporally displaced people of Nantucket are adjusting well to their new lives in the Bronze Age. Trade is flourishing and new alliances are being forged. However, a storm is brewing on the horizon. William Walker, though temporarily defeat and set back, has licked his wounds and moved on to Greece. Here, Walker and his cronies have made a second, and far more successful, attempt at empire building. The people of Nantucket know that they're going to have to defeat Walker once and for all if they want their new world to be safe. Nantucket is going to make new allies, and find new adventures, in a world set against the tide of years.

As you might recall, I absolutely loved Island in the Sea of Time, the first book in the series. Against the Tide of Years not only managed to keep up the momentum, but might be even better than Island in the Sea of Time. The first notable difference is that, this time around the major civilizations of the Bronze Age Mediterranean and Near East play major roles in the plot. Walker's segments are set in Mycenaean Greece, while Nantucket has courted the Babylonian and Hittite Empires as allies against Walker. More information has survived about these civilizations compared to Bronze Age England, Tartessos, and the Olmecs. Though, that having been said, they still have a lot of blanks spaces, and details we aren't certain about. So, Stirling has more information to work with, but still had plenty of wiggle room with how he depicted these Bronze Age civilizations.

As I've said before, with so many competing theories about life in the Bronze Age, there is no way Stirling could be faithful to them all. Having said that, it is still very impressive how closely he follows many of these theories, and the attention to detail with his depiction of the Bronze Age cultures and civilizations.

Okay, so let's start in Babylon. Tartessos is allied with Walker, and they're center in Southern Spain, and have expanded into North Africa. So, sailing through the Straights of Gibraltar is not an option for Nantucket. As such, they must sail around the Cape of Good Hope, and then sail back up to Babylon. They plan to go up through Babylon, and then use Anatolia as a jumping-off point for their assault on Walker's empire in Greece. Nantucket learn how to speak Akkadian, the primary language used in Babylon, from a date merchant they found in Persia named Shamash, known as Sham for short. They took measures to be damn sure he wouldn't stab them in the back and betray them like Isketerol did.

At the start of the story, the King of Babylon is Shagarakti-Shuriadh, a member of the Kassite Dynasty. He was a real king who ruled Babylon around the time of Against the Tide of Years. Though, not very much is known about him, as is often the case with Bronze Age Mesopotamia. Shagarakti welcomes the Nantucketers with open-arms, and is more than happy to accept the many gifts and innovations that Nantucket brings to Babylon. He especially enjoyed the ride he got in a hot air balloon. There's a really interesting scene where he discusses the history of Babylon and says something to the effect of "We are an ancient land. We go back long ago to the days of Hammurabi and his law code, and further still to the days of Sargon the Great and Gilgamesh. Though that's only if you believe the old legends."

It would seem that the Babylonians are well aware that some of their legends might not have basis now reality. This goes back to a major theme of the series: people of the past were not stupid. They didn't have access to the same knowledge that modern day people do, but they had the same hardware as we do. They were ignorant, not stupid.

Shagarakti recognizes that the Nantucketers are very knowledgeable, not to mentioned quite technologically advanced, and defers to them on most matters without issue. There is a scene where he becomes a bit sad when he realizes how primitive Babylon must seem to Nantucket. However, he is assured that the civilization Nantucket comes from was only made possible thanks to the ground work laid by earlier civilizations, such as Babylon. If Nantucket sees further, it is only because they stand on the shoulders of giants like Babylon.

The most pressing concern on the Babylonian front, besides Walker, is that Assyria is due to conquer Babylon soon. Obviously, Nantucket can't have this happen if they want Babylon to be their ally against Walker. That brings us to Kashtiliash. He is, at the start of the book, the Crown Prince of Babylon, and was also a real person. In our world, he led an unsuccessful campaign against the Assyrians, which not only resulted in his death, but also lead to Assyria invading Babylon. Thanks to Nantucket, Kashtiliash survives the campaign and decisively defeats the Assyrians. Though, Nantucket does convince Babylon to keep Assyria as a nominally independent client state; that taxing Assyria is preferable to outright annexing them.

It is during the campaign that meets Kathryn Hollard. She serves in the Nantucket military alongside her brother Kenneth, who is a general. She's an extremely skilled fighter and a competent solider, as is to be expect of someone in the Nantucket Armed Forces. She keeps her hair extremely short, as is required for the Nantucket Army. Apparently, the Coast Guard has laxer standard when it comes to haircare, as Swindapa is mentioned wearing her hair in a braid a few times. Anyway, Kashtiliash couldn't care less, and thinks that Kathryn is the most amazing woman he's ever met. He relishes the opportunity to get to fighter at her side, and back-to-back, during the campaign against Assyria. She too becomes interested in him, and eventually they decide to get married.

This does make Kenneth a little worried. He rightfully points out that, though the Babylonians were better than their Islamic descendants, they still hold many less than enlightened attitudes. Thankfully, Kashtiliash is both open-minded and a true gentleman. This also makes it easier for Nantucket to plant the seeds of modernity within Babylon, and nudge Kashtiliash towards reform. Like most Bronze Age civilizations, Babylon still practices slavery, and Shagarakti gifts 200 slaves to the Nantucket delegation. The Nantucketers immediately free the slaves, and assign them to work at the hospital of Nantucket's military base in Mesopotamia. Hey, most Nantucket Coast Guard ships are named after famous abolitionist and Union general from the American Civil War. There's no way Nantucket is going to take part in slavery.

The former slaves are taught how to read and write, and about modern medical practices. Shagarakti and Kashtiliash are baffled as to way Nantucket would free so many slaves like that. Nantucket does want to end slavery, but at the moment, stopping Walker is their number one goal. They certainly wouldn't be able to free any slaves is Walker wins. One aspect of the medical reforms I found interesting was the importance of sanitation and disposal. Flies like to eat poo, and they also have a tendency to land on food that people eat. So, the germs from the poo get on the food, and people who eat the food get sick. Proper sanitation is also important is you want to avoid cholera and typhoid.

Okay, so how have things been going back on Nantucket? The Islanders have been adjusting quite well to their new home. The Coast Guard has led several expedition to far flung quarters of the world. They're really more of a navy at this point, but Alston and her crew would never dream of serving in a navy. The various branches of the American military have a bit of a rivalry. Moas are being farmed on Nantucket following a Coast Guard expedition to New Zealand. The closest living relative of the moa is a South American bird called the tinamous. They're quite tasty; in fact, they've been over hunted because of how tasty they are. So, it stands to reason that moa were also quite tasty. Moa were also one of the largest birds to ever exists; so, plenty of meat per bird.

Nantucket has also established Coast Guard bases across the world. For example, Ur Base is Nantucket's main base in Mesopotamia, and they have a base on the Cape of Good Hope named Mandela Base. There is an especially funny scene where Alston goes to inspect a base in Mauritius. For reference, they're islands off the coast of Madagascar, and famous for being home of the dodo. The man in charge of the base has been shirking his duties and subcontracting them to the Alban workers under his command. He's also allowed the animals around the base to breed unchecked. This prompts Alston to say "This is an island. It is a tropical island. BUT IT'S NOT GILLIGAN'S ISLAND! DO YOU HEAR ME, MISTER?!" It's made even more funny when Swindapa asks Ian Arnstein who this Gilligan person is.

Alston and Swindapa having been doing fairly themselves. They've adopted a pair of war orphans from Alba. Lucy and Heather company their mothers on Coast Guard mission around the world, and constantly get into mischief. Lucy in particular is notable due to who her biological parents are. Her mother was an Alban woman, but her father is George MacAndrews. He's one of Walker's cronies. MacAndrews felt that Nantucket wasn't doing enough to help African people resist colonialism. He was also concerned that Black culture on Nantucket will die out within a few generations. The total number Black people on Nantucket at the time of The Event was less than 200. Alston also had some trepidation about this, but unlike MacAndrews, she made her peace with it and learned to accept it.

We'll get into this more in the next book, but one of the things I liked about MacAndrews is that he's not stupid. He's wrongheaded about several things, not to mentions more than a bit ignorant about history, but he isn't stupid. He's fully aware that Walker isn't his friend, and he knows full well that Walker is a colonizer. However, he biding his time in hopes that Walker will send him to Egypt. Walker considers Egypt to be a potential threat to his new empire, and wants to bring them into his sphere of influence. MacAndrews hopes to be Walker's ambassador to Egypt, and then use it as an opportunity to introduce modern technology to Egypt.

I should mention that MacAndrews is one of those Afrocentrists who believes that Ancient Egypt to have been a Black civilization. In reality, however, the Ancient Egyptians were most likely Semitic people not too dissimilar to other Middle Eastern people. Genetic analysis of mummies does bear this out, and suggest Ancient Egyptians weren't too dissimilar to Modern Egyptians in terms of ethnicity. Ramses the Great had red hair and light skin; we know this thanks to his mummy. Ancient Egypt was briefly ruled by a Nubian dynasty, but this was only for short amount of time. In fact, at one point an envoy from Egypt arrives to visit Walker in Greece. He has skin the color of light toast, which clearly doesn't sit well with MacAndrews. Despite this, he remains optimistic that the envoy is simply an outlier. However, come the next book, MacAndrew will learn that denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Despite his Afrocentrist views, MacAndrews clearly wasn't above having sex with white women. It seems that MacAndrews is unaware of Lucy's existence. Of course, he doesn't seem terribly concerned about the possibility that there might have any little MacAndrews running around somewhere. Still, could have been potentially interesting had he ever found out, especially if he learn who Lucy's adoptive mothers are. Lucy being mixed race does occasionally earn surprised looks from the Bronze Age peoples. Hey, Nantucket's technology boarders on magical to the people of the Bronze Age. For all they know, Nantucket could have found a way for two women to have a child together. This obviously isn't the case, but it makes for some amusing scenes.

Swindapa is adjusting well to life on Nantucket. Sometimes she does cartwheels down the street just for the heck of it. Though, when she takes a trip back to Alba, she finds that she feels disconnected from the other Earth Folk. It isn't just how much things have changed in Alba over the last few years. Nantucket is Swindapa's home now, and it has become a part of her. She's not the only Alban on Nantucket. Plenty of other Albans, Earth Folk and Iraiina, have immigrated to Nantucket over the years. The Earth Folk are still loyal worshippers of Moon Woman. The Iraiina, however, have become rather zealous converts to Christianity. This occasionally results in odd things, such as Iraiinas swearing pagan-style oaths in the name of Jesus and Mary.

Ian and Doreen Arnstein are doing quite well. They're acting as Nantucket's ambassadors to the Babylonian Empire. They've got a son named David, and have another child on the way. At the start of Against the Tide of Years, we get an excerpt from a history book written several decades after the events of the series. From this, we see that David will follow in Ian's footsteps and became a historian. There is a scene where Ian considers that, for all the chaos it caused, were it not for The Event, he would have never met Doreen, and David would never have been born.

Doreen jokes that, if not for Ian, her only options would be to try her luck with Moses. Ramses II, also known as Ramses the Great, is one of the candidates for having for having been the pharaoh of the biblical exodus. However, generally speaking biblical archeologists consider Ramses the least likely candidate to having been the exodus pharaoh. The reasons Ramses is associated as such is because he was portrayed as the exodus pharaoh in the Cecil B. DeMille movie The Ten Commandments. The Prince of Egypt, which took quite a few cues from The Ten Commandments, further reinforced this notion within the public consciousness. However, it should be noted that there is no archeological evidence that Ancient Hebrews ever lived in Egypt, or than anyone named Moses ever existed.

You could argue that it wasn't Stirling asserting this, but rather, Doreen and Ian stating their own, potentially incorrect, views. On the topic of religion, Nantucket has experienced something of a religious revival. However, it is in a quiet personal sort of way. All of the major Christian denominations have united into a single church lead by Father Gomez, who is now known as Prelate Gomez. The book makes a good case for how this happened, but you'd think at least a few denominations would put up resistance to amalgamation.

Rounding out the returning main cast, Jared and Martha are busy keeping Nantucket's government running, but are doing well. They've also adopted some war orphans from Alba, but also have kids via the conventional way. Nantucket ran out of birth control and condoms fairly quickly following The Event. At one point, Jared muses how it is entirely possible that his adopted kids were his ancestors in the original timeline. It just goes to show what a mixed-up world Nantucket has found itself in. Jared is prioritizing a new set of laws to help protect the environment. The Bronze Age world is full of natural wonders, and Jared wants to make sure they're preserved for future generations. Of course, that assume that future generations will actually stick to the laws, and not screw things up. Still, it is step in the right direction, and I suppose it is the thought that counts.

Okay, all well and good, but what has Walker been up to? He's relocated to Mycenaean Greece for a second attempt at empire building. Walker believes he failed in England because the Iraiina were still, technologically speaking, in the Stone Age. That, and England is close to Nantucket, relatively speaking. Greece already has the foundation of Bronze Age technology, and it is far away from Nantucket. Plus, he has Tartessos to help keep Nantucket at bay. Walker has created a new capital named Walkeropolis. Pretty much all of Greece, known as Greater Achaea, is firmly under his control. Greater Achaea recently conquered Sicily, and subjugated the native population.

Some historian believe that the characters of The Iliad may have been real people. Or, at the very least, they were inspired by real people. Obviously, if you subscribe to this version, then characters like Achilles and Aeneas weren't actually demigods. Stirling decides to assume that at least some of the characters of The Iliad were real people. It makes for a more entertaining story, and I do love a bit of Greek Mythology. For example, upon arriving in Mycenae, Walker quickly worms his way into the good graces of Agamemnon. Several years later, Agamemnon has come to seriously regret allying with Walker.

During the events of the story, a king from Ithaca named Odikweos comes to visit Agamemnon. He is a cunning and intelligent man, as well as a devote of the goddess Athena. The implication is that Odikweos inspired the legend of Odysseus. Odikweos quickly surmises that Walker is not to be trusted, but he's also aware that he has to bide his time, at least for now. I always viewed the Mycenaeans and Minoans as just the pre-show warm-up act to the main event of Classical Greece. Against the Tide of Years, as well as On the Oceans of Eternity, showed me that there was plenty of fun to be had during the Mycenaean era. In fact, I actually went on a bit of a Mycenaean, and Bronze Age in general, kick after I completed Nantucket trilogy. I guess that another testament to Stirling's talent as a writer.

Walker has implemented some reforms that were genuinely beneficial to the Mycenaeans. Albeit, he did so for pragmatic reasons. For example, he introduces the Latin Alphabet to Greece. Prior to that, the Mycenaean had been using the Minoan Alphabet, which isn't really suited to their language. The scribes initially objected, on the grounds that the Latin Alphabet is so simple even a child could learn it. Obviously, this is precisely why Walker wants to use it. Walker has also introduced new foods, such as tomatoes, to Greece. He's also introduced modern horse breeds; who are strong, faster and larger than Bronze Age horses. Said modern horses were ones he stole from Nantucket.

On the flip side, much of the countryside around Mycenae is an industrial hellscape due to the many factories Walker had built. Oh, and he reshaped the Mycenaean economy so that slavery forms its backbone. The Mycenaeans practiced slavery, as did most Bronze Age civilizations, but not anywhere near to the heights Walker brings it. More importantly, this makes it so that the Mycenaean economy will collapse unless Walker is around to keep things running. Walker is cruel and sadistic, but there is a certain logic to what he does. A twisted sort of logic, but one that is easy to follow and understand. It is part of what makes Walker such a compelling villain.

The same, however, can't be said of Walker's wife, Alice Wong. I should clarify that she's his favorite wife; Walker is also married to several Mycenaean women. Alice Wong used to be a doctor before The Event. As such, she knows all the best places to torture people for the most pain. Unlike Walker, she doesn't have any greater scheme with her sadism. Wong appears to be evil just for the sake of being evil. There's a scene where Walker walks in on Wong torturing a Mycenaean princess, and it's almost comical how blasé they both are about it. In fact, several of the scenes set at Mycenae have an almost sitcom feel to them. Well, if you ignore the fact that the dad is a megalomaniac with plans of world domination, and that the mom is a sadistic torture technician.

Walker has a daughter named Althea, who is well on her way to following in her father's footsteps. Interestingly, Althea's mother is not Wong, but rather, Ohotolarix’s daughter. Ohotolarix is an Iraiina chief who followed Walker to Greece. We’ll talk more about him when we get to On the Oceans of Eternity.

Against the Tide of Years ends with Walker's army arriving at the gates of Troy. Nantucket wanted to use Troy as a jumping-off point for the invasion of Greater Achaea. There's a scene where Ian Arnstein, from atop the walls of Troy, says to Walker "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries." Walker cracks a smile and admits that he found that genuinely amusing. He found it amusing, but he's still going to sack Troy.

Troy is depicted as being mostly Hittite, but with some slight Mycenaean influences. This is what most historians believe that the historical Troy would have been like. Troy has been continually inhabited for thousands of years. As such, there are many archeological layers to the city. Many of these layers show clear signs of warfare. Historians and archeologists are still not entirely certain which layer was the one Homer was talking about in The Iliad. However, the date that Stirling gives is a popular estimation among historians.

Well, I'd better wrap things up before this review goes on for too long. Once again, Todd McLaren does an excellent job with the audiobook. The only point of criticism I have is that he gave Alice Long a slight Asian accent, despite there being no indication that she speaks with any discernible accent. Other than that, great work as usual. Also, I just love the image on the cover of the Babylonian charioteer with an American flag on the back of his chariot. It really gives a feel for what kind of series Island in the Sea of Time is.

Well, I think that should do it from me for now. I will see you guys next time.

The Audio File: Timestorm: Season 3

Sooner or later, every audio drama must come to an end. Not just the end of an episode, or the end of a season, but the end of the series. The sun must set at the end of every day. The curtain must fall at the end of every play. But that doesn't mean we can't have good times along the way. If nothing else, the shows you love will always live on in your heart. It helps that, in most cases, you can easily relisten to the series whenever you feel like it.

Why am I talking about all of this? Because it ties in with today's review. We're taking a look at season three of Timestorm.

Alexa and Beni Ventura are continuing their mission to witness, find, and remember events from throughout Puerto Rican history. They're aided by their cousin Horacio and his trusty AI Atabay. In the present day, they're assisted by their other cousin, Josie, and their mutual friend Janelly. Lately, the Ventura towns have been going on a lot of quests to retrieve guanín artifacts. Things have been going pretty well, but lately there is trouble on the horizon. A mysterious woman named Kaylee is also very interested in guanín, and believes the Ventura's can lead her to a great treasure. At the same time, Alexa and Beni begin to question the ethics of collecting artifacts. There are many questions to be asked, and many answers found, in the final season of Timestorm.

I can't believe the final season of Timestorm is here already. It seems like it was only yesterday that the adventure first began. I mean, I knew on some level that this day had to come eventually, but it's still kind of surreal that it's here already. Still, let's not dwell too much on the sad times. We still got a fantastic final season full of plenty of great moments and episodes.

Season three differs in a couple ways from its predecessors. For example, not counting bonus episodes, the previous two seasons had ten episodes each. Season three, by contrast, only has eight. I don't know if that was always planned, or if something happened behind the scenes. Season three also lacks an obvious theme. Season one was about women, especially teachers, in Puerto Rican History. Season two was about how Puerto Rican culture is the result of the blending of African, Indigenous, and European culture. Season three doesn't really have a central theme. The closest it comes is that it does touch on the question of who archeological artifacts ought to belong to.

The quests are also slightly different. They're carried out in two stages. For the first part, Alexa and Beni go to the past and locate the artifacts, and then return to the present day to retrieve the artifacts. At one point Janelly raises a really good question: why store the artifacts to the Artifact Cloud? What is Horacio and Atabay's long-term goal with that? You know, I'd never really thought of that before. I always just accepted it as part of the plot, and never really gave much thought. Well, your guess is as good as mine, as we never get an answer to that particular question.

One of the first missions takes the twins back to 1918, during the height of the Spanish Flu Pandemic. The name is more than a bit of a misnomer. Conventional wisdom is that the 1918 Flu originated in Kansas. However, recent evidence suggests that it may have actually originated in China. How did it become associated with Spain then? Well, it first began during the final years of World War I. Nations on both sides of the conflict censored mentions of the flu in their newspapers for fear that it might lower troop morale. Spain was a neutral nation, so their newspapers were uncensored, and reported on the flu. Thus, everyone wrongly associated the flu with Spain. Though, in the long run, the deaths caused by the 1918 Flu got overshadowed by all the deaths caused by World War I. Of course, the 1918 Flu is getting more attention now in large part due to the COVID-19 Pandemic.

The COVID-19 Pandemic happened while season three was being produced, and that particularly episode is clear meant to tie-in with the Pandemic. There's even a point where Beni says he can't imagine a pandemic in modern times. Oh, don't worry Beni. In a couple years you'll get to find out what that's like. As you might recall, Timestorm is set about three years in the past of when each season comes out. So, for the characters, the present day is 2018.

The series also continues its work in highlighting important, but often obscure, figures from Puerto Rican history. Another quest sees Alexa and Beni travel to 1980 to meet the archeologists Osvaldo Garcia and Ricardo Alegria. They both made major discoveries regarding the Taino people. Osvaldo and Ricardo proved that the Taino had a considerably advanced knowledge of astronomy, and played a ritual ballgame. I find that very interesting, as the peoples of Mesoamerica, especially the Maya, also had those traits. The Taino did have ocean-going canoes. However, this is no evidence that the Taino ever made it to Central America. It's fun to speculate about, but there isn't any evidence of trade or contact between the two cultures. On the other hand, countless Maya records were destroyed by the Spanish. Who knows what might have been recorded within those codices? Again, fun to speculate, but let's get back to the review.

So, what exactly is guanín? It is an alloy created my combining gold, silver, and copper. It was often used for the necklaces and medallions worn by caciques. Horacio's grandfather was a skilled guanín smith, and hoped to pass the skills on to Horacio someday. In fact, this season seemed to put a lot of emphasis on Horacio's family history, and his personal legacy. For example, we learn that his father Gael work in the Civilian Conservation Corp.

It was never established how exactly time works within the Timestorm, or how much subjective time Horacio has experienced. That being said, it is implied that he's experienced a few years, if not real time, in the Timestorm. Granted, he's got Atabay to keep him company, but it must get awfully boring and lonesome at times. It is implied that Horacio no longer needs to eat, sleep, drink, or use the bathroom. Frankly, it's a small miracle he has gone completely insane from being confined to his helicopter.

Like I said, we do get themes about legacy as it relates to Horacio and his side of the family. We also get some touching on themes of colonialism. Granted, we did get that in previous seasons with Idrissa's story, but this season touches on that in a lighter way. Kaylee wants to build a community center in San Juan. This isn't necessarily a bad thing, but she doesn't get any impute from any Puerto Rican people. You know, the very people she claims to want to help. She's also pretty clueless about Puerto Rican culture and history. It reminds me of what happened when the slums of London got torn down in the Edwardian era. The social reformers wanted to help the poor and destitute, but they didn't both talking to the poor, and finding out what they wanted/needed. As result, most of the former slum dwellers didn't meet the residency requirements for the new public housing that was built in place of the slums. Oh, they got monetary compensation, but only enough for a night or two in a boarding house.

Josie has an assistant in San Juan named Lalo. He runs ghost tours when he's not working at the comic shop. That's interesting because there was a bonus episode from last season where Alexa and Beni meet a ghost pirate. It was especially notable in that the supernatural never factored into the plot before. The time travel is explained as really advanced science. Said ghost pirate also mentions guanín as his treasure of choice. We got the guanín hunt, but no ghost pirates to be seen. I wonder if something happened behind the scenes necessitating a rewrite, and Lalo's side job was a vestige of the original plan.

We have all these elements that could make for a theme, but none of them quite hit the critical mass to become the overarching theme of the season. I also wonder why this season was only eight episodes, rather than the ten we got with the first two seasons. It further adds to speculations that something happened behind the scenes. Like many audio dramas, the COVID-19 Pandemic impacted the production of season three of Timestorm. I'm just not sure to exactly what degree it did.

We're about to get into the spoilers, but before we do, I want to take a moment to be clear. I did very much enjoy this season of Timestorm. The writing was still very much on-point. The acting was just as excellent as always. There was clearly a lot of love and dedication put into this season, as is to be expected from Timestorm.

But now we must get into the spoilers. So, if you don't want any of that, turn back now.

Last chance, you sure you want to continue?

Well, if everyone who wants out is gone, let's get into it.

So, how do Alexa and Beni resolve the question of who gets the guanín artifacts. Well, one of them is a container that belonged to Horacio's dad, so Horacio gets to keep that one. As for the rest, they decide that the artifacts belong to the land itself. With that in kind thy decide...to throw the artifacts into the sea. Um, what? I know they said it was about giving them back to the land and...wait, if they were giving them to the land, why did they throw them into the ocean? What was the thought process? If we can't figure out who can have it, then nobody can have it?

It feels like one of two things happened. One possibility is that Dania Ramos painted herself into a corner and couldn't think of a proper resolution. The other possibility is that the ending was going to be different, but then something happened behind the scenes, and it necessitated a rewrite. Tying into that is that the possibility that Timestorm had to end sooner than expected, and the ending got rushed. The pacing of the final episode did feel a bit rushed in places.

To be fair, the questions raised by this season of Timestorm aren't easy to answer. As the podcast itself notes, there aren't very many pure-blooded Tainos left; but there are many people who, to varying degrees, have Taino ancestry. But who, if any, should get the artifacts? How do you determine that? Moreover, sometimes the correct answer isn't clear cut. For example, many people believe that the Elgin Marbles should be returned to Greece. However, given how much economic and political turmoil Greece has been going through, a case can be made that it would be better for them to stay in the British Museum. During the Arab Spring, there was concern about archeological and historical artifacts in Egyptian Museum in Cairo being damaged or looted. Thankfully, baring a few minor incidents, this didn't happen. Ironically, it was the gift shops that got targeted by looters, such as they were.

Point is, sometimes there aren't any easy answers when it comes to who archeological artifacts belong to. But I still maintain that throwing the artifacts into the sea felt like a cop-out. There's also a point where Alexa and Beni briefly travel into the future. We see that a community center has been built by Josie and Lalo. It is the site of a protest about...well, actually, we don't find out what the people were protesting. In the grand scheme of things, it isn't important. Though the way the scene is written makes it look like the people are protesting the community center itself. This gives the unfortunate impression that Josie and Lalo screwed-up really badly, or possibly did something morally questionable, and the Ventura twins needed to set them straight.

It is too bad Mr. and Mrs. Ventura never found out about their children's time traveling adventures. It would make things easier for Alexa and Beni, not having to constantly make-up excuses and stories. Also, the family is planning a trip to Puerto Rico, and Josie's magic tapestry would be a great way to save on airfare. That, and you don't have to be stuck on a plane for hours on end.

I remember when my family went to Puerto Rico. We left from the Dallas Airport, since Shreveport only has a regional airport. It was a four-ish hour flight, possibly a bit longer. We were all in coach class, which meant cramped leg room, and no room to recline the seats. The food wasn't much better. The main offerings were sandwiches of questionable quality. Oh, and they weren't free; you had to pay for them on-top of your ticket price. Guess it was marginally better than my aunt, uncle, and cousins who started from San Diego. They live in Temecula, California. I really wished I could magically teleport to and from San Juan. I shudder to think how much time starting from New Jersey adds to the plane ride.

On that note, I think I visited the tower Alexa and Beni go to in this season...possibly. I'm not sure if it was the exact same one, but I remember it was a tower in the middle of the rainforest, and the view at the top was absolutely gorgeous. I also remember there were lots of signs that said "don't pet the mongooses, they will bite you. I'd always wanted to visit a tropical rainforest, so I had a good time.   

It's too bad that Sonia never got in on the fun. She was the only character, besides Mr. and Mrs. Ventura, not to know. Even Datu from the New Jersey branch of Taino comics found out, but not Sonia. Though I did like the song she sings for the radio contest. Also, season one set up Thad as a major recurring character, but he fell off the face of the Earth after season one. Not a complaint, just an observation. Perhaps his actor had other commitments, or there just wasn't much else to do with the character. And this is a random aside, but I love the new series title card we have for season three.

I realize I sounds like I'm being a bit negative. I just want to emphasize that, overall, I did very much enjoy season three of Timestorm. The writing was still, overall, strong. The cast also gave great performances as usual.  

I had a few theories on what would happen if Timestorm ever officially came to an end. I thought for sure that, somehow, Horacio would manage to free himself from the Timestorm, and move-in with the Ventura family. However, it appears I was wrong, and that never happened. But that does make sense. 

The series ends with Alexa and Beni being summoned to the Timestorm for another mission. I liked how they take a moment to revisit the artifacts they've collected over the course of the series. It is a reminder of how far they've come, and the lessons they've learned along the way.

There is a strong vibe of "And the adventure continues" with the ending. It felt less like "Goodbye forever" and more like "Goodbye for now." Dania has said it might be possible that Timestorm will return one day. However, if it does, and I must emphasize what a big if that is, it will be several years from now. For the moment, Dania and company are moving on to other things. Specifically, she and Timestorm's music producer and sound designer Michael J. Aquino are working season two of the audio drama Time Trip! As the name suggests, it is also a time travel audio drama, but takes a more comedic approach than Timestorm. Personally, I found Time Trip! a bit too silly for my liking, but perhaps I'll give it another chance. Fun fact, Time Trip! was one of the things Orlando Segarra was involved with before he was cast as Horacio in Timestorm.

I wish everyone involved in Timestorm the best in all their future endeavors. Thank you too all the actors who contributed their voices to the podcast. I hope to see you in many future audio dramas. Thank you to the writers, cultural consultants, sound designers and engineers, and the other behind the scenes heroes. And thank you for quoting my first review and linking to it on Cocotazo Media's page for Timestorm. I want you all to know that it really meant a lot to me to see my review quoted alongside many other top audio drama critics and reviewers.

And thank you to everyone who gave Timestorm a chance because of these reviews. I hope it taught you more about Puerto Rican history, and brought some entertainment into your life. Really, I hope all of my reviews help you find your next favorite listens.

Well, I think that should do it from me for now. I will see you guys next time.