Showing posts with label StarShipSofa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label StarShipSofa. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

The Alt-Hist File: StarShipSofa



In this edition of The Audio File we'll be talking about StarShipSofa. StarShipSofa is a science fiction podcast that is part of the District of Wonders podcast family, which also includes Far-Fetched Fables for fantasy. It used to include Crime City Central for crime and mystery, and Protecting Project Pulp, but they have since gone defunct. Tales to Terrify used to be part of District of Wonders, but they broke-off to be their own thing. 

StarShipSofa is primarily hosted by the ever jolly Tony C. Smith and includes many informative fact segments such as Look Back at Genre History with Amy H. Sturgis, Science News with JJ Campanella, Film Talk with Dennis M. Lane and much more. 

StarShipSofa has been going strong since 2006. They were the first podcast to ever win the Hugo Award, which they did in 2010. In fact, it was because of them that the Best Fancast category was created. They won for Best Fanzine, and the Best Fancast category was created so that a podcast wouldn't win in Best Fanzine again. Personally, I find that to be like closing the barn door after the horse has gotten out and won the Kentucky Derby, but I digress. 

Certain episodes from early in the podcast's run are referred to as Aural Delights, but it is very much part of StarShipSofa. Anyway, enough intro, onto the stories. Everyone has a story aboard StarShipSofa. Let's go find some...

"Raft of the Titanic" by James Morrow
Narrated by Peter Seaton-Clark
Originally Published in The Mammoth Book of Alternate History 

In our world many passenger aboard the Titanic died due to the lack of lifeboats. In this story, however, after the iceberg was struck a great raft was created to save all the passengers. Eventually the passengers go on to establish a near utopian society aboard the ever expanding raft. With such a perfect society will any of the passengers ever want to leave?

With stories based around events like the Titanic or the Hindenburg you usually have to resort to fantastical means when writing alternate history. In this case, however, we got a somewhat realistic alternate history of the Titanic. I say somewhat because things do go a bit idealistically aboard the raft. The biggest issue I can think of is that, besides rain, there didn't really seem to be any source of fresh drinking water on the raft. Nonetheless, overall I found this story quite enjoyable.

This story is a great example of oceanpunk. What is oceanpunk? Oceanpunk is a punk set primarily at sea or on a world primarily covered by water. Waterworld and One Pieceare good examples of oceanpunk. In other matters, I enjoyed how the story was told as a series of letters. I also thought that Peter did a great job with the narration.

An alternate history of the Titanic with an oceanpunk twist. Very much recommended.

"Escape From New Austin" by Paul Di Filippo
Narrated by Amy H. Sturgis 
Originally Published in Jigsaw Nation

This story takes place in a world where America split into two nations around 2004. The blue districts became the nation of Agnostica and the red districts became the nation of Faithland. The story follows a girl named Amy from Agnostica controlled Austin. She's obsessed with country music and conservatism and she determined to follow her dreams of traveling to Faithland. Are the two nations, however, really all that different?

Okay, the plausibility of this story is definitely on the softer side. The point of this story, however, was less about being a believable alternate history and more about providing commentary on recent society. In that regard I think this story does pretty well. True to their names, Faithland is a lot more religious than Agnostica, but on the whole they're a lot more similar than they are different. I like to think that's what it would be like if this were to happen for real.

Anyway, I found this story much more enjoyable than that other Jigsaw Nation story I reviewed in the post on Escape Pod. As for the narration, Amy H. Sturgis isn't just great at writing fact articles, she's also an excellent narrator. For a great story from the Jigsaw Nation anthology, look no further.

"Jaguar House in Shadow" by Aliette de Bodard
Narrated by Morag Edwards
Originally Published in Asimov's 
2011 Hugo and Nebula Award Nominee 

This story is set in the Xuya universe. It's a world where China kept its treasure fleet, discovered and colonized the New World and the Aztec Empire survived. Within the Aztec Empire there used to be several different military orders named after animals, but now only the Jaguar Knights remain following a purge by the new emperor. A rebellion was started by a Jaguar Knight named Xochitl, but it was suppressed, and she was imprisoned. Her friend Onalli, however, is determined to bust her out and find a new life in either Xuya or America.

The thing that really sold me on this story was the rich and detailed descriptions of life in the modern Aztec Empire. It's clear that Aliette did a lot of research and knows what she's talking about. As someone who writes stories set in an Aztec inspired fantasy world, I really appreciated that. I also liked the ways Aztec culture had adapted to the modern world. For example, human sacrifice has been phased out, but blood letting is still part of the religion.

This was a really great introduction to the Xuya universe, and I can't wait to find more stories set in this world. Morag handled the narration quite well. It's a story about strange rumblings in a present-day Aztec Empire. Very much worth your time.

"Something Real" by Rick Wilber
Narrated by Logan Waterman
Originally Published in Asimov's 
2012 Sidewise Award Winner

Moe Berg was a true renaissance man. He had multiple Ivy League degrees, knew many different languages, played baseball and was a spy during World War II. In this story he gets involved in a plot to stop Werner Heisenberg and Germany's attempt to develop develop an atomic bomb.

I'll admit that I didn't know too much about Moe Berg before listening to this story, but that didn't effect my ability to enjoy this story. Obviously, the Nazis were nowhere near capable of actually creating a viable atomic bomb, but it does make for a pretty good spy thriller plot. It's really a testament to Rick's writing talent that the story worked so well despite potential issues. Hey, it won the Sidewise Award so obviously it's pretty good.

Of course, a story like this needs a good narrator and Logan is that narrator. It won the Sidewise for a reason and I happily recommend it.

"The Time Travel Club" by Charlie Jane Anders
Narrated by Ibba Armancas
Originally Published in Asimov's 

This story follows a recovering addict named Lydia who has joined a time traveler's club. At first it was all just pretend and games, but then one of the members brings an time machine to the meeting. Lydia and the other members try to figure out what to do with this astonishing discovery and grow closer together.

Yeah, the summary doesn't really do it justice, but this is a really great story. The theme of a lost person finding friends through nerdy means struck a cord with me. I never really had many friends in high school or that many growing up, but then I went to college, met my now very good friends, got introduced to anime, went on many fun adventures...okay, that enough about my personal life. Point is I related with the characters in this story.

One of the things I liked was how the time machine was just that, as opposed to a space and time machine, and the characters were always having to take the Earth's rotation into account. There are some slight alternate history elements to this story, but that's a surprise I really shouldn't spoil. As I've said before, the writing and characterization are top notch in this story.

Ibba did an amazing job with the narration. A story about time travel, friendship and finding yourself. I couldn't recommend it more.

"Prophet of Flores" by Ted Kosmatka
Narrated by David Birkhead
Originally Published in Asimov's 

This is the short story that served as the basis for Ted Kosmatka's Prophet of Bones. It takes place in a world where creationism won out over Darwinian evolution and is the accepted scientific explanation for how the world came to be. The story follows a biologist named Paul Carlson; he's been performing experiments since he was young to test if evolution is true. He's been assigned to a paleontology dig on the Indonesian island of Flores that could change the world of science.

A recurring problem I find with Ted Kosmatka is that, though he comes up with some interesting ideas, he doesn't consider their full ramifications. So it is with this story. The explanation for why creationism is accepted in this world is that radiometric dating determined that the Earth is only 10,000 years old. However, despite that both science and the world as a whole look almost exactly like our world. Not only that, but the fossil record is exactly the same as in our world.

Evolution is the cornerstone of modern biology and if you get rid of that you potentially get all sorts of changes. Also, no science is an island onto itself and knocking out evolution would have effects across the scientific world. For that matter, you don't always throw something out the window in light of new evidence, rather you can refine it in light of new information. You'd also expect that their be higher levels of religiousness in such a world, but again, nothing that seems different from our world.

Now I have to be fair here, when it comes to writing characters and bringing that human element to the story Ted does an amazing job. There are also hints at the end of some kind of conspiracy. That being said, I simply can't get over the tremendous suspension of disbelief required by this story. For that matter, I'm surprised Ted felt the need to go the alternate history route, considering that we live in a world where nearly half of all Americans believe the Earth is 10,000 years old and created in seven literal days.

Obviously, I didn't enjoy it too much, but I can't quite bring myself to give it the stamp of disapproval. Should you chose to give it a try I advise to approach with a considerable degree of caution.

"Adrift on the Sea of Rains" (Part 1 and Part 2) by Ian Sales
Narrated by Logan Waterman
2012 Sidewise Award Nominee 

This story takes place in a world where the Cold War went hot. World War III wiped-out all life on Earth. The only survivors are twelve astronauts on the American Lunar Base. Thankfully, human spaceflight is more advanced than in our world. The astronauts are using a secret Nazi device to travel to different universes in hopes of finding a new home.

As I've stated before, I love alternate histories that involve space travel. This was certainly a grimmer take than usual, but it worked. You get a real sense of just how desperate the astronauts are as they cycle through desolated Earth after desolated Earth. Hey, if you ever feel bad about the state of the world, consider that when haven't nuked it to death. We've had the capacity to wipe-out all life on Earth for over sixty years, and yet we're still standing.

Towards the end they do find a habitable Earth. Ah, but the space station Freedom is nowhere to be seen. Instead, there is a Soviet space station named Mir. In our world, Freedom was proposed American space station that never materialized. However, the plans for it were worked into the International Space Station. In other words, the astronauts appear to have found our world, or one similar to it. However, they automatically assume that Mir's existence means that the Soviets have taken over the world. I know they were under a lot of stress, but that was quite the leap of logic to make.

However, I do know that Logan did a great job with the narration. Slightly wonky towards the end, but overall an excellent space-based alternate history. I recommend it.    

"Lord Dickens's Declaration" (Part 1Part 2 and Part 3) by Lawrence Santoro 
Narrated by Lawrence Santoro 

This story has multiple points of divergence, but the primary one is that religion died out in prehistoric times. By the 1920s there's peace and happiness throughout the world. The arts are the movers and shakers of society, with science and technology existing purely to serve the arts. Speaking of technology, it's advanced to the point of including such things as supercomputers and time machines. The story follows a team of historians researching a significant event in the life of Lord Charles Dickens, but things quickly lead into a bigger conspiracy all the way back to the origin of humanity.

In terms of plausibility this story is on the softer side, with figures from Jesus to William of Occam appearing despite the changes. Had Lawrence tried to made things realistic, however, it would have resulted in a world so alien it would potentially alienate readers. It took me a bit to really get into that story, but after that I really enjoyed it. It was also helpful that each segment began by recapped the previous events.

One issue I had was how one of the characters was planning on changing the past on the grounds that this world was missing something without religion. If this world had some flaws I might have been willing to buy that, but frankly this seems to be that world John Lennon was singing about in "Imagine". If anything this world seemed to be better off without religion. Still, despite some iffy elements overall it was a great novella.

Lawrence isn't just a great author, he's also a great narrator. This novella was part of a fundraising effort when Spider Robinson's wife was diagnosed with cancer. It's always great when speculative fiction does stuff like that. Another story that I happily recommend.

"Lure" by Harry Turtledove 
Narrated by Dennis M. Lane
Originally Published in Analog and collected in Departures

This story follows a time traveling hunter named Harvey Cutter. He's traveled to Miocene Italy to capture a species of primate for the San Diego Cenozoic Zoo. Unfortunately, he's been having a bit of trouble catching the primate, but I can't tell you any more without giving away the story.

It is well known that Harry Turtledove has a thing for puns and this story is no exception as you find out at the end. As a pun lover myself I quite enjoyed this story. I also enjoyed Dennis' narration of this story.

Now I'm going to talk about the episode this story appeared in. For their 300th episode StarShipSofa had a Harry Turtledove special. They had asked him for only one story, but he offered them five; a very impressive feat. Now, they might not have had any power over what stories were offered, and Mr. Turtledove does write more than just alternate history. Still, none of the stories they received were alternate history and I can't help but think of all the great alternate history short stories we potentially missed out on.

Be that as it may, the stories we did receive, including this one, are all quite good in their own right. Let's take a look at some more.

"Not All Wolves" by Harry Turtledove 
Narrated by Ibba Armancas 
Originally Published in Werewolves and collected in Departures 

This story is set in Cologne in 1176 and follows a young werewolf named Dieter as he desperately tries to evade capture and execution. He's tried to get help everywhere, but to no avail. Fortunately, a kind hearted rabbi named Avram offers him refuge in the city's Jewish Quarter.

This is another story where the summary isn't much, but I promise this one is good. I always enjoy stories where the monsters are misunderstood rather than evil. It was interesting how the story made lycanthropy a metaphor for both puberty and the persecution of Jews. Dieter first started transforming we he turned thirteen and Avram mentions that Dieter isn't the only person to have been persecuted in Cologne. It was a really nice and heartwarming story.

There's not too much dialogue in this story, and Ibba did a good job narrating, but it still seemed a tad odd given that the story only has male characters in it. A story that is a little more hairy than Turtledove and one I happily recommend.

"Clash of Arms" by Harry Turtledove 
Narrated by Nick Camm
Originally Published in New Destinies IV and collected in Departures 

This story takes place in medieval Westphalia and follows an Englishmen named Stephen de Windesore. He attends a jousting tournament where he meets a merchant named Niccolo dello Bosco. The two men share a passion for heraldry and coats of arms. They quickly get involved in a coat of arms naming contest, and Stephen wonders if there is more to Niccolo than meets the eye.

Yeah, this is another story that's better than its summary. As a flag lover and flag maker, this story really spoke to me. I loved the exchange of banter between Stephen and Niccolo, and Nick's narration really helped bring it to life. You can always tell that Turtledove is in his element when he writes stories set in medieval times.

Another great historical fantasy story from Harry Turtledove.

"The Barbecue, The Movie, and Other Unfortunately Not So Relevant Material"
by Harry Turtledove 
Narrated by Mike Boris
Originally Published in Analog and collected in Departures 

We've got one last Harry Turtledove story. This one follows a technical writer from Los Angles named T.G. Khan. His father was a professor of Mongol History, so his full name is Temujin Genghis Khan. One day Khan receives a visit from a time traveling historian from thousands of years in the future named Lasoparop Rof. It seems Lasoparop was looking for that other Genghis Khan and is now at a loss for what to do. Khan decides to help as much as he can with a barbecue, a movie and a few wacky misadventures.

This is definitely the funniest of the four Harry Turtledove stories on this list. A lot of the humor comes from just how unfamiliar Lasoparop is with the late 20th century due to coming from 50,000-60,000 years in the future. He can't tell the difference between machines and animals, barely understands what fire is and yet apparently there are still Jews given that he recognized a menorah. Added humor comes from Khan's deadpan reaction to all of this. At the same time, this story made me wonder about how historians in the future will look back on the present day and what they'll make of it; as well as what misconceptions they might have.

Mike's great narration really added to the humorous experience. Easily one of the funniest Harry Turtledove stories and one I happily recommend.

"We Were Once of the Sky" by Yosef Lindell
Narrated by Jeremy Moran
Originally Published on Beneath Ceaseless Skies

This story takes place in 15th century England. A group of aliens became stranded on Earth some time in the past. Over the centuries they've lost much of their heritage. They don't even remember the name of their people; they call themselves the Beta, as that's what humans call them. And yet they still tell stories of how their people came from a world in the sky. The story follows a young Beta who has always been skeptical of the old stories. He's about to discover that there's more to the stories than he could possibly have imagined. 

I was disappointed when I learned that Beneath Ceaseless Skies wouldn't be making an audio version of this story. As you can imagine, I was very excited when I heard that StarShipSofa was picking up the ball. I'm a little confused as to why Beneath Ceaseless Skies, a fantasy podcast, would run a science fiction story with no fantasy elements, but I won't hold it against them.

I see echoes of several historical peoples, such as the Jews and the Roma, in the Beta. The Beta themselves look mostly human, but have a series of circular indents on their foreheads, and they can pass information along by touching tongues. It is also hinted that their eyes aren't quite human-looking. People on the Middle Ages and Renaissance believed in all sorts of mythical creatures. Black people were considered semi-mythical to the peoples of Europe. As such, the Beta probably wouldn't phase the humans as much as you might think.

There is a slight science vs. religion theme going on in the story, but it is an interesting twist on the concept. The science the protagonist uses is based on the works of Ptolemy, Galen and Aristotle. We now know that many of their ides were flat-out wrong, or were right for reasons other that what they claimed. Meanwhile, it is clear from the start that the stories of his people are true, so religion winds-up being right for once. 

Overall I quite enjoyed this story, but I did have one slight issue towards the end. The protagonist decides to touch one of his people's relics, that is, bits of their ancestral spaceship, with his tongue. This is how he discovers that the stories are true. Okay, you expect me to believe that, in all the time the Beta have been stranded on Earth, none of them ever thought to do that?  It is repeatedly emphasized how important touching things with tongues is to the Beta. Even with as much reverence as they treat the relics, surely someone else tried over the ages? Also, just a thought, what if this isn't an alternate history story? The end of the story mentions a plague being about to reach the Beta's colony, as they call their settlement. What if they all died in the plague, and thus the story is actually set in our world? Certainly a depressing possibility.

Still, despite this I'm very satisfied with this story, including Jeremy's narration. A story that was well worth the wait, and one I happily recommend.

"How You Ruined Everything" by Konstantine Paradias
Narrated by Jonathan Sharp
Originally Published in Unidentified Funny Object 5

This is a story about you. Well, not you specifically, but it is told in the second-person. You are using a time machine to travel back in time to 1969 to see the Summer of Love. Unfortunately, you wind-up getting into a few temporal mishaps along the way.

It's always fun to find a story told in the second-person. In terms of alternate history plausibility, there's about a million things wrong with this story. For example, you travel back to prehistoric times and kill a hominid. Then you accidentally kill Hitler with a robot arm from the future, leave said arm behind, and this results in the Nazis winning World War II. Despite all of this, and the fact that Nazi Germany conquered America, hippies and the counterculture  movement happen exactly on schedule. The biggest difference is that the hippies are all anti-Semites. It isn't plausible, but it sure makes for a fun story.

Jonathan does a great job with the narration. What else can I say? It is very fun story that you won't want to miss out on.

"Needle in a Timestack" by Robert Silverberg
Narrated by Robert A.K. Gonyo
Originally Published in Asimov's

This story follows a man named Mikkelsen and his wife Janine. They live in a time where time travel is both possible and commonplace. Unfortunately, Janine's ex-boyfriend Tommy keeps trying to use time travel to break-up Janine and Mikkelsen's marriage. Mikkelsen is going to have act quick when Tommy's latest trip succeeds.

The description leaves something to be desired, but it is a good story, I promise. It is mentioned hat chrono crime is apparently hard to prove, because everyone just accepts the new timeline after a certain point. It is also mentioned that even relatively minor changes in the past can result in people never meeting or blinking out of existence in the present. As such, you'd think that time travel would be tightly regulated, if allowed at all. Then again, we wouldn't have a story if it was that way.

I'm going to have to talk about the ending, so turn back now if you don't want it spoiled.

If everyone who wants out is gone, then let us begin. Mikkelsen goes back in time and prevents Tommy from marrying Janine by setting him up with another woman. Tommy winds up being much happier, but Mikkelsen and Janine still don't get married, but they do meet in the present. This is presented as a happy ending, the implication being that they will marry, but there's one rather glaring oversight. Mikkelsen and Janine had two daughters in the original timeline. That means Tommy is a murderer! They've been retroactively aborted because one man couldn't let go of the past. Mikkelsen and Janine also had three cats who got deleted. Granted, I still very much enjoyed the story, but it's all a pretty big oversight on Silverberg's part.

I also enjoyed Robert A.K. Gonyo's narration. An overall good story, if more than a bit flawed towards the end, but I still recommend it.

Narrated by Cian Mac Mahon
Originally Published in Galaxy's Edge

This story is set in a dieselpunk version of World War I. Our protagonist is part of a team of German scientist working on a device, known as a heartbox, that could revive the dead by mimicking the heart's functions. To their surprise, it works when they try it on Manfred von Richthofen, the Red Barron. Richthofen is now limited to wherever the six feet of cable connecting him to the box will allow. The story follows the protagonists as he helps Richthofen adjust to his new life and continue to contribute to the war effort.

You don't often see Germans as the protagonists of works featuring World War I. They're almost always the villains when they do appear. As such, I was plenty surprised by how this story gave a sympathetic look at Imperial Germany. It is also a humanizing look at one of the legends of World War I. Richthofen can still fly planes, albeit, with considerable prep work beforehand. It is one of the few times he feels truly free and unbound by his cords. Despite all of this, World War I ends more or less as it did in our world. Still, the ending of the story is quite memorable.

I enjoyed Cian's narration. However, I must address something I did not enjoy. Immediately after the story we immediately are treated to a Lumber Liquidators ad. Look, I don't begrudge StarShipSofa for doing what they gotta do to keep the lights on, but there needed to be a better transition. Give the listeners a moment to reflect on the story they just heard. Now, credit where it is due, Tony C. Smith did a much better job about that in the episodes after this one. I'm also in favor of having Tony himself advertising the products rather than some random announcer.

A touching dieselpunk take on one of World War I's most iconic figures. I happily recommend it.

"Cosmobotica" by Tony Pi and Costi Gurgu
Narrated by Paul Cram
Originally Published in The Mammoth Book of Dieselpunk

This story is set in Romania in 1939 and follows a scientist named Henri. He has developed robotic astronauts known as cosmobots. He's also devolved a device that would, essentially, temporarily transmit human conscience into a cosmobot. However, before the project can truly take off, he's going to face potential saboteurs.

You don't see Romania pop-up very much when it comes to dieselpunk and steampunk. As such, it was a nice change of pace that they were featured in this story. Though, this presumably means that World War II went differently than it did in our world. Possibly World War I as well, given that Romania is implied to be a world leader in technological innovation. I'm glad to see that Tony Pi is branching out and trying new things. Granted, I do love his fantasy stories set in Ancient China, but it is great to see what else he is capable of.

It is also great to hear Paul's narration. A fun pulp-inspired dieselpunk I'm sure you'll enjoy. I recommend it.

"Pale Blue Memories" by Tobias S. Buckell
Narrated by Eric Luke
Originally Published in Old Venus

This story takes place in a world where Venus is habitable and tropical, like in the science fiction of the 1950s and 1960s. Our protagonist is mixed race, but can pass for white, and is part of an American expedition of Venus. He's always felt disconnect from his slave ancestors. However, he's about to feel more connected than ever. His expedition has been captured by the lizard men of Venus.

I wanted to like this story, I really did. The main problem was that I couldn't tell where the protagonist ended and Tobias began. A lot of the things the protagonists says during his internal monologues sound very similar to things Tobias has ranted about on social media. Granted, the story is set during the 1940s, so it makes sense that the protagonist would be concerned about racism and worker's rights. Still, I just couldn't shake the feeling that Tobias was trying to say, essentially, that America is just as bad today as it was in the 1940s. Toby, serious question, where you in a coma when Barrack Obama became president?

There's also a point where the protagonist whines that capitalism and democracy caused racism and slavery...even though capitalism and democracy played a major role in the abolition of both of those. Granted this story is set in the 1940s, before all of that happened, but it just goes to underscore my point. It is very hard to tell if the protagonist is a legitimate character, or just a mouthpiece for Tobias' views.

People read pulpy old-school adventure science fiction because they want to escape the real world. Trying to bring real world issues into this sort of story...it just doesn't work. I mean, the writing and plot were otherwise decent, and that makes it all the more frustrating.

Regrettably, I must give this story a thumbs down. Don't waste your time with this one.

"End of the Silk Road" by David D. Levine
Narrated by David D. Levine
Originally Published in Old Venus

This story is also set in a world where Venus is habitable and tropical, like in the science fiction of the 1950s and 1960s. It follows a private detective who has recently relocated to Venus. He soon finds himself investigating a series of crimes affecting the native amphibian inhabitants of Venus. At the same time, he seeks to reconnect with his family.

You can always count on David to do something unique when he's involved with an anthology. This story is actually set in the same world as his story "The Wreck of the Mars Adventure" but set in 1936 rather than 1701. We'll get to it momentarily. The universe of both stories is a world where physics and astronomy work more or less as they were believed to in the 18th Century. You don't have to have read "Mars Adventure" to enjoy this story, but you get something a little extra out of the experience. This is why our protagonist gets to Venus in an airship, with gas sacks make of Venusian silk. Space is full of aether, so breathing isn't a problem.

It appears that the 1930s on Earth are more of less as they were in our world, as this story has a strong noir vibe. I loved that the native Venusians were all amphibians, and that they live in giant mushrooms. They also use fungal bark from the mushrooms to build houses. Like I said, you can always count on David to do something unique. You can also count on David for some great narration.

A very fun retro Venus story that I'm sure you'll enjoy. I happily recommend it.  

"Don Quixoteby Carrie Vaughn 

Narrated by Nicola Seaton-Clark 

Originally Published in Armored 

 

This story follows a pair of American reporters who are in Spain to cover the Spanish Civil War. They come across a pair of brothers who have invented a diesel-powered robot tank in hopes of defeating Franco's forces. The invention is a marvel of engineering, but what are the consequences of such a device? 

 

It's often said that the Spanish Civil War was the first shots fired in World War II. I've always found it to be an interesting subject and it was nice to see a story set in it. I liked that this story wasn't so much anti-technology as much as it was a caution about the potential misuses of technology. I mean, just imagine what might have happened if Nazi Germany got their hands on an army of robot tanks like the ones in the story. 

 

Stories that have narrators that are the opposite gender of their characters are always a bit of a gamble. Here, however, it works out reasonably well. It's another great story from Carrie Vaughn I'm sure you'll enjoy. 

 

"The Wreck of Mars Adventureby David D. Levine 

Narrated by David D. Levine 

Originally Published in Old Mars 

 

This story takes places in a world where physics and astronomy function as they were believed to in the 18th century. The notorious pirate Captain Kidd has finally been captured, but he's been given a chance to escape execution. He has been charged with leading a mission of diplomacy and discovery to the planet Mars. Little does Kidd know that's he's in for the adventure of his life. 

 

This story had a certain nostalgic element for me. I was very much reminded of the often-forgotten Disney movie Treasure Planet. For those who haven't seen it, it's basically Treasure Island in a space opera setting. I have many fond memories of watching that movie when I was younger. The writing style itself was very evocative of the high seas adventure stories of the 18th and 19th centuries. You really get that sense of excitement about exploring new horizons in an age of discoveries. 

 

Authors narrating their own stories has its pros and cons. They can often do the characters' voices closer to their original vision, but they must have proper narration skills to pull it off. David is quite the narrator in addition to being a good writer, so it all works out. 

 

An adventure on the high seas of outer space that I happily recommend. 


Conclusion

And there you go. We have completed another edition of The Alt-Hist File. Don't forget, if you like what you hear, be sure to donate to your favorite podcasts. Hopefully, StarShipSofa is now one of them. Every cent goes towards bringing you the best in audio fiction. I know these little conclusion section are a bit ant-climactic, but I think it is nice to have a moment to reflect on all the stories. So, that is this edition of The Alt-Hist File. I would just like to say, good night/morning/evening/afternoon from me! I will see you all next time. 

Sunday, June 23, 2019

The Audio File: Christmas Special: Part 2


Welcome back. For those of you just joining the fun, this is part two of The Audio File’s look at speculative fiction stories all about Christmas. Part one can be found over here. This time we’re taking a look at stories from The Moonlit Road, The Journey Into Podcast, The Truth, Earbud Theatre, Pseudopod, StarShipSofa, Dunesteef, Edward French’s Fiction Fantastique, and LibriVox. Well, that’s enough preamble from me. Once more tis story time…



The Moonlit Road



"A Christmas Haunting" by Craig Dominey
Narrated by Thomas Fuller

This story follows a man who is spending Christmas alone for the first time in years. He’s recently become divorced and the death of his parents has left him to care for his old childhood home. He had a rough childhood, though the family dog always tried to show him affection. He’s about to find out the unconditional love can come from many places, even beyond the grave.

Have a box of tissues handy, because this story is a heartwarming tearjerker. This story especially hits close to home if you have a beloved dog, or any beloved pet in your life. There’s not too much more I can add to this, other than that Thomas does an amazing job with the narration.

A Christmas ghost story that sure to put a tear in your eye. I couldn’t recommend it more.

"The Missing Cookies" by Craig Dominey
Narrated by Babs Bagriansky

This story follows a young girl whose family has moved into a new home just south of Nashville, Tennessee. Well, it’s a historical Victorian home, but it’s new to her. Ever year the plate of cookies her family leaves out for Santa disappears, only it doesn’t seem like Santa’s the one eating them. So then who is eating the cookies?

This one’s another heartwarming Christmas haunting story. If you’ve got some family members who you haven’t visited in a while, perhaps take inspiration from this story and give them a visit. I’d tell you a bit more, but I wouldn’t want to give the story away. I can, however, tell you that Babs does a good job with the narration.

Another heartwarming Christmas story that you won’t want to miss out on.

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 "Gift of the Magi" by O. Henry
A Full Cast Production
A Public Domain Story

Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard this one before.  It's the one where the man sells his watch to get his wife hairbrushes, and the woman sells her hair to get her husband a chain for his watch. Like I said, a well-known tale, but still worth giving a listen. It isn't too long, and the narrators all do an excellent job. Though, personally, I always though the wife got the better deal. At least her hair will grow back, and it does grow fast. Not like the husband can grow a new watch. Still, the point is that it is the thought that counts.

A well-loved Christmas classic, and on that is still worthy of your time.

A Full Cast Production
Originally Published on Tor.com

This story follows a half-troll named Mel Farrelly. She's coming to terms with her father's recent death. This is getting harder as Dragon's Mass, a holiday near and dear to them both, draws near. Throughout the story we also hear of the legend of the Santaman. He is a legendary mystical hero who, when times grew dark and hopeless, lead humanity to a new home.

Okay, it didn't sound like much, but I promise that it is good. This one really stuck a cord with me. I lost my maternal grandfather several years ago a few days before Christmas. I was listening to this story not long after I lost my maternal grandmother. I originally listened over on Far-Fetched Fables, where it is narrated by Graeme Dunlop. A great narration, but I always listen to a full cast production whenever I get the chance. I'm certainly glad that I listened to this one. I thought it was interesting how the legend of the Santaman combined the secular and religious aspects of Christmas. Also, in this world, apparently hope is a physical substance than can be mined.

When I was a kid, I found a lot of my family's holiday traditions hokey and contrived. As the years have passed, I wonder if perhaps my grandparents, in their own way, trying to give my siblings and I a way to remember them when they were gone. Throughout her life, Mel fought with her father about whether or not she ought to settle down and start and family. She was always opposed, but after her father's passing, begins to reconsider. I've frequently had those debates myself. I'm not sure I'd be much good as a parent. Yet I also wonder if I might regret not starting a family when I'm older.

It is a very emotional story, and the entire cast delivers it well. A more melancholy Christmas tale, but more than worth your time.

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"Naughty or Nice" by Jonathan Mitchell and Seth Lind
A Full Cast Production
Featured on NPR's All Things Considered

This story follows an elf named Spark. He works at the Naught and Nice division of Santa's workshop. He and his coworkers sort all children onto either the Naughty or Nice list. Lately, however, more and more children are winding up on the Naughty list for misdemeanors. Something's going on, and Spark is going to get to the bottom of it.

This was a really fun story. Of course, in order to discuss it we're going to have to talk about the twist. Why are so many children getting coal? Santa is in bed with the coal industry, that's why! You'd think he'd be concerned about Global Warming, due to living in the Arctic and all. Maybe he has enough magic where it wouldn't be a problem? In any event, Santa was well-written, and seemed believably nice before the big reveal. I love these stories that give a more technological edge to Santa's workshop and its employees. Also, great sound editing to make the actors playing elves sound convincing.

A fun, slightly satirical tale that I'm sure you'll enjoy. This one is on the nice list.

"Mall Santa" by Louis Kornfeld
A Full Cast Production

This story follows a longtime mall Santa named Al. He's growing increasingly disillusioned with the cheeriness of the holidays. However, he's about to have an encounter with an amateur Santa that just might help him rediscover the magic of Christmas.

It is cliche, but true, that giving is better than receiving. There's is a certain magic that can be found in helping your fellow man. This magic isn't exclusive to the holidays. It can be found any time of the year. I think that's really the take away from this story. You don't have to move mountains to make the world a better place. Spare some time for those who need someone to talk to, and perhaps could use a few kind words.

Not much more to say here, other than that I recommend this one. 

Earbud Theatre


"This Monstrous Life" by Casey Wolfe 

A Full Cast Production 

 

This story is presented as an episode of the radio show This Monstrous Life. It is an NPR-esque radio show aimed at the monster community. This installment focuses on Christmas within the monster community. The first segment heads to the North Pole where Santa has taken on a monster apprentice to act as an Anti-Santa. A Santa for the monster community, if you will. Meanwhile, the second segment interviews the son of Cthulhu himself, who has been having some daddy issues.  

 

This was a really fun episode. They really nailed that detached matter-of-fact narration style so famous to NPR. There's a scene where a pair of swamp monster mention killing humans as casually as if they were a pair of mechanics being interviewed about their job. And I love the little details, like how This Monstrous Life is hosted by Ira Slash rather than Ira Glass.  

 

In its own weird way, this episode managed to combine the sacred and secular aspects of Christmas. The segment with Santa seemed that have the moral that nobody is truly beyond redemption. Santa's logic with giving presents to monsters is that they just need know that someone believes in them. The segment with Cthulhu's son supports this. Turns out, Cthulhu is perfectly aware that he hasn't been a very good father, and he wants to spend more time with his boy. And this episode introduced me to the song "Father Christmas" by The Kinks. I also loved the part where the monster interviewing Santa gets a present, and it's exactly what he wanted. When questioned about this, Santa replies, "Dude, I'm f*ckin Santa Claus." 

 

Another very fun Christmas episode to add to our list.  

 

Pseudopod


Saint Nicholas’ Helper” by D.K. Thompson
Narrated by Marie Brennan
A Pseudopod Original

This story follows a girl named Greta who wants nothing more than to have her deceased father brought back. She’s gone everywhere, even meeting Saint Nicholas himself, but to no avail. Then her sister Heike gets kidnapped by Krampus. Greta must embark on a quest to get her sister back, but it will be perilous, and not even Saint Nicholas can protect her.

I liked how this story featured the darker side of Krampus. In many ways it almost felt like Krampus could be read as a metaphor for the forces beyond our control. Specifically, those uncontrollable forces that harm our loved ones. This is a horror story, but like the song says, scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmas long, long ago. D.K. Thompson is better known as Dave Thompson, former editor and co-host of PodCastle. Dave is just as much an amazing writer as he is an editor and host. I always look forward to seeing new stories from Dave.

As far as the narration goes, I thought Marie did a great job. It’s another Krampus story that I happily recommend. 

StarShipSofa


"Tis The Season" by China Mieville
Narrated by Charles Marvin
Original Published in The Socialist Review, collected in Looking For Jake

This story is set in a slight dystopian near future in which holidays have become privatized and require special licenses to celebrate. The rich celebrate Christmas while the working class have to settle for cheaper knock-offs. The story follows a man who has finally saved up enough to buy a Christmas license, but he soon finds himself swept up in a revolution to take back Christmas from the bourgeoisie.

As you may have guess, this is a story where Mieville’s Marxist views really shine through. That being said, it doesn’t make this story any less enjoyable. I read it as satire on privatization by taking that concept to its logical extreme. And hey, it’s a story that feature an organization called The Gay Men’s Christmas Liberation Choir, it’s just crazy awesome like that. I especially like the little sound effects that go with the little badges all the characters where to remind them that Christmas is a Yule co trademark, among other intellectual property. The little high-pitched voice sounds really funny.

I don’t know if Charles was the one who did that particular voice, but I do know that he did a great job with the narration. Do I need to say that I recommend this one? 

Dunesteef 


"A Princes of Earth" by Mike Resnick
Narrated by Rish Outfield and Big Anklevich
Originally Published in Asimov's
2005 Hugo Award Finalist

This story follows a an old man whose wife has recently died. One Christmas Eve night he receives a strange visitor. The stranger claims to be none other than John Carter of Mars himself. Is the stranger just blowing smoke, or might he be telling the truth after all?

Not a Christmas story in the traditional sense, but it takes place at Christmas, so I'm counting it. There are times in our life when the world makes us grown cynical, and we lose our sense of wonder. We're so concerned about living in the gutter that we fail to look up and see the stars. As the story itself notes, many of the great innovators, explorers and thinkers were often thought to be fools or insane. Yet they persevered, and the world is better for it. Sometimes you just need to take a crazy chance. As our protagonist learns, there are wonders just waiting for you to discover them.

Once again, Big and Rish do an excellent job with the narration. A story about rediscovering your sense of wonder. I happily recommend it. 

Edward French's Fiction Fantastique 


Narrated by Edward E. French

We're changing gears slightly for this one and reviewing a poem. It's about a naughty boy who doesn't believe in Santa Claus. I can't tell you much more, but I can tell you that Santa gets the last laugh in the end. Not really much more to add on this one. I always love a poem with a good rhyme scheme, and with a good narrator. Check it out for yourself. You'll be glad that you did. 

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"Christmas Everyday" by William Dean Howells
Narrated by Brain Hostage and Jessica Mells
A Public Domain Story

This story follows a young girl who loves Christmas very much. So much that she wishes for it to be Christmas every day. A fairy decides to grant her wish on a trail basis of one year. However, the girl soon comes to find that her wish might not be such a good thing after all.

This is another story that you might have heard before, but it is still worth going over. As I've said before, any virtue carried to an extreme becomes a vice. That's really the moral of this story. Along the way we do get some darkly comedic moments. There's mass deforestation due to everyone needing Christmas trees, everyone is in the poor house because of spending money on presents, but then get sent home after the poor house exceeds capacity. Also, turkey and cranberries now cost $1000 due to high demand. Keep in mind, this story was written over 100 years ago. Luckily, my family eats ham and finger foods for Christmas, so we'd be good in that regard. There also a particularly funny scene where everyone tries to celebrate the 4th of July, but all the firecrackers and cannons turn into candy and presents. I guess Christmas in July didn't go so well that year.

This is one of those stories that emphasis not getting caught up in the commercialism of Christmas. However, it does so without being preachy or moralizing. Both of a narrators did an excellent job, especially give that this was an amateur production.

A humorous Christmas classic that you won't want to miss out on. 

Conclusion


Well here we are at the true end of the list. These two editions of The Audio File were a long time coming, and I hope they were worth the wait. I think the greatest present of all I getting to write these articles, and to know that you guys love them so much. That’s enough for now. Up the chimney I go, and to my sleigh to fly. With a smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye, happy listening to all, and to all a good night. I will see you all next time.